Sir, Although why I should call you sir is beyond me, as you perpetually ignore the few contributors to your pathetic excuse of a website... maybe you should change the name from Chelsea Refuge to Priesty and Les' private rambling room. But enough of professional critiscm... Last night's offering was indeed a welcome return to reality. Pretty football, no sweat and fortunately we were playing a team which would have trouble beating West Ham. By the way, if you could enlighten me on the rewritten lyrics of the "bubbles" which was rendered by the faithful it would be appreciated. Undoubtedly the kop will try to give us a bit of "West Ham in disguise" if we fall behind on Sunday, but, sitting in front of my illegal receiver in the Fatherland, I am confident that I will make enough noise to be heard north of Watford... What will the season bring ? We will obviously win every single game up to the first rainy afternoon in November, and then realise that we need not only players to cover every position, but also every type of climate; so out go Veron and Cole and in come Savage and Butt. But hey, who cares ? Roman will continue to buy. Appparently he has now hired Sepp Blatter as a personal consultant and fifa have established Lex Chelsea, which means we can buy all year round irrespective of transfer windows. By January, however, we will still not be 20 points clear so UEFA (Johannson is on the staff as well by now) will allow Roman to own more teams than just Chelsea and he will embark on a sure-fire way of ensuring the blues' world domination - buying a club a week and shutting them down or renaming them Chelsea 2 or 3 or 4. He will ensure that we are unbeatable which will lead to the Premier League and the Champions League being cancelled by March and we will be declared winners by default. I.... shit, I just spilled my absinthe... will come back later... Klaus.

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