Sir, Following the happenings since my last outpourings I feel obliged to comment: Mourihno might still be a bore, but at least he can take criticism, and the results of the last two weeks are proof enough that he is a visitor to your pathetic website, (probably the only one) and even then at midnight when nobody is watching. Apparently he was once spotted reading some of Dr Les' stuff, but rather than admit it he stated that the website he was looking at dealt purely with farm animal sex somewhere north of Albufeira. But I digress... The performances against West Brom, Blackburn and West Ham were a significant improvement, particularly as Mourinho all of a sudden did pick players who were hungry to impress - Johnson should be much more involved, as should Parker. THE MISSING LINK, HOWEVER, IS THE BERLIN WALL.... PLAY BLOODY HUTH OR I WILL LOSE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR ! Seeing Robben was a delight, even though he's Dutch. Living just a few miles from the border, one has one's own views about our Gouda-crunching friends.... (Oh dear - Ed) Mutu, you are a wanker.... 60k a week and you can't keep your nose clean... typical for that north london pub team to offer him a way out, but then the Parlour/Adams institute of sanity would be the place for him. To quote Pete and Dud, I haven't laughed so much since my Aunt Maisie got her left tit caught in a mangle - Frenchie and that Scots git (Arsene and Fergie ? Ed) seem to have lost it totally now... It's quite understandable that pizza that was thrown - has anybody ever had a decent pizza north of the King's Road ? Of course not... Fergie should be happy that they threw it before they ate it... Klaus.

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