Name: Mark Hunter
Pronounciation: Mark Untaaaa!
Age: 35, but he still feels the same as when he was 18 (with his hands - boom boom!).
Physical Description: Scraggily little beard type gowth (on face). Normally to be found insisting all the opposition goals were offside. Speaks with highly amusing Sheffield accent (although he insists it's ME with the accnt!).
Wears: Blue Capitals (Washington, not Cardiff) shirt, with 32 Hunter on it and the C on the front. Also a cap of some discription, most people are suprised that he also has a full head of hair!
Here, in his own words, is a little more about Mark.
I was born in Sheffield on the 13 of February 1962. Don't know what this makes me except I have this urge to carry some water around with me, thankfully it is now lager type water (so you've drunk in our Student's Union too - Ed.). The first time I slept through the night, my mum thought I was dead. I was 12 at the time.I suppose I was hyper active, but they had not invented it then. My kids think I look like Mr Brittas. I think I look more like Rimmer of Red Dwarf.
I got married to Jackie at the tender age of 20, me not Jackie. We have two kids Lisa 12 and Andy 10. See we didn't have to get hitched (Ahhh....how romantic - Ed.). I work for the RAC, I am the guy who comes out and mends your car when you breakdown. At least I do if you breakdown around Worksop (north Notts).
I go to the Sheffield arena for the dancing, however the MEN in our block don't get up till we have had 6 pints or the Steelers have scored 6 goals. As I can't afford £13.20, and we have not had many games where we have scored 6 goals, this season. I have had to take more notice of the hockey. It is not a bad game, think we will go again next year. I sit in 118 D5 or can be found behind 101 between 1st and 2nd if you are ever at the Arena.
I like going to the movies. Favorite film of all time is The Blues Brothers. Best film I have seen recently is Independence Day. I have a very varied taste of films some that come to mind are Spaghetti westerns, Roller ball, Mad max 1, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (in defence it was writen by Ian Flemming). Favorite actors include Clint Eastwood, Arni, Paul Newman and Justin Sky Georges grandad in some Clint film that escapes me at the moment. But it is a western and he plays an Indian, no suprises there then. I know he was in Litte big man, But that is not Clint, it is Dustin Hoffman. Rain man that was a good film. Tom Hanks he's good, Forrest Gump, Appolo 13. Did I say I am a space freak too.
The best time to watch TV is BBC2 Friday 21.00 ish. These include The young Ones, Black Adder, Red Dwalf, Naked Video, Rab C Nessbet, Alexis Sayle, Have I got News For You, and many more. The only other TV worth watching is Coronation Street and Home Improvment.
If you want to get on my good side buy me drink. Mike Landers still owes me one. Did I mention I am a Yorkshire Man!!!!
Live long and prosper.
Mark. Mail me at mark.hunter1@virgin.net.
Right, well that's not nearly amusing enough, so I shall be making up a lot of lies about him soon.