Well here is the News of my 1999 Mid-West Hash Tour...

Stop 1
The Big Hump H3

Well I flew into St. Louie early in the morning so I had some time to kill. Actually about 8 Hours. So I did some Site-seeing. Damn there are alot of Bars in St. Louie. (Oops did I say that out Loud??) So anyway since everyone was at work I went to where a Hasher feels most at home away from home. Yep you guessed it a Bar. Anyway with time to kill and also Brain cells to spare I commenced to drink actually starting out at the Budwiser Brewery Tour. 15 minutes all you could drink. (Booze Hound Dream) Anyway after that it was down to the Water Front. First Planet Hollywood. (And you wonder why they are going out of bussiness) Then to another and another. Finally stopped at Fat Tuesdays for a bit to wait for the Pack to get off work so I could find out where in the Hell the ON-ON was. Well after calling for a bit I got a hold of Dabadoo's significant other and she gave me directions. Well I thought what the Hell and went over that way. Wouldn't ya know it Trail Pre-laid. Bonus!! Well I still had time to kill. Bar near by? Of course. Well short of the story, I got drunk and forgot that the trail was Pre-laid. No matter cause what came next Ruled.
Tail from the Trail

Well what happened next is a wonder of Hashing. (God I Love this Shit!!) Anyway, we started out and off on trail we went. Well the pack was all together and wouldn't ya know it first Bar we pass we put on the Brakes and stop for a Cold One. Off again we go.... But another Bar is right there. (Great Choice of Trail Fat Bastard!) Well this goes on for an hour plus and the trail which was suppose to be an easy 45 min ends up taking 2 hours. (Works for me) Well we dispense with the circle and Swing Low and Head (Who said Head?) back to the Bar.
Thanks Guys!! My First Stop in the Mid-West Kicked Ass
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