My thoughts on happenings in sports in 2001 and beyond....
Last updated:03/04/01 10:06:08 AM
January:
1. So long FSU!! You shouldn't have been there anyway! Does the "B" in BCS stand for Bowden?
2. Here's to the Saints sending the grocery bagger and their gold-digging owner packing!! Will that be paper or plastic?
3. Jim Haslett gets a nod for standing up to "The Mouth of Minnesota" Cris Carter.....go back to re-hab!!
4. What are the odds of Dick Vermeil not balling his eyes out when he gets the Chiefs head coaching job? SLIM!
5. Ray Lewis is suddenly a hero? Wonder what his pals sitting in the slammer think?
6. Later days Mr. Pitino......go back to Kentucky where the players are paid more!
7. To the folks in Big D....send "Crazy Eddie" back to Chi-town.....we'll take him back!
8. Wade Phillips: you're a bum. (not your Dad!) On your way to the door, how about grabbing Rob Johnson by the "Karate Kid" headband and taking him with ya?
9. Eric Lindros turns down $8,000,000 and he's one good hit away from eating thru a straw....GIMME A BREAK!! Where's Scott Stevens when ya need him?
10. Michael Vick......it may actually pay off to SUCK....Go Bolts!! (For Sale: Ryan Leaf)
11. The NBA fines Mark Cuban, the Mavs owner, $100,000 for not sitting in a seat meant for an owner(?) How about fining players for wearing those ignorant head bands instead?!
12. So long Minnesota!! Dennis Green can't win the "big one"!! Shut out.....now shut up!!!
13. Goodbye to you too Oakland! Take your freak fans and owner and crawl back under the rock that you came from.
14. Jason Kidd= wife beater!!
15. I guess MVP now stands for "Most Valuable Prisoner"
16. Congratulations to Wheaties for not including Ray Lewis' mug shot on their Champions box!
February:
1. Anyone besides me want to see the NBA slam dunk contest put to rest?
2. Good-bye Dale. You'll be missed!
3. Frank Thomas needs a swift kick in the ass!
March:
1. See ya! Ryan Leaf....don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way to Tampa!