Biographies

Name: The Jerk

Birthdate: 7-9-74

Biography: The Jerk was injured as a child in a tragic hockey accident because one day he was trying to make snow angels in the ice when he fell asleep. He was hit by a Zamboni.

He is currently practicing medicine in Ohio with his three year old as his seceratary and his woodchuck does his paperwork. He currently remembers the first twelve letters of the alphabet and can count to three. He boasts about his ability to color in the lines and being able to eat three coloring books in thirty seconds. He currently writes episodes of Pocket Dragons, some people actually watch it. In his spare time he is trying to build a nuclear weapon out of string cheese.