Welcome to Hooman's New Web Page
Man's Greatest Creation Since New Coke

Last updated on 4/11/99.

Welcome to my latest homepage!

Here's a picture of me relaxing in the tub.

A LITTLE ABOUT HOO'S WORLD

The original Hoo's World was born one hot summer day in the information kiosk at George Mason University. For about a year I nurtured the site and made it one of the finest (read the reviews for yourself) of its kind. The site's two main objectives were to lure women to my love nest, and to build an army of faithful followers to carry out my every Hollywood-Star like whim and command.

Sadly for the world, as the site's popularity soared, I began to neglect it...after all training an army of faithful followers and maintaining a harem full of groupies is a full time job. Needless to say much like the Roman Empire before it, the site began to decline. Before I realized my mistake, I graduated from GMU and since I had created the page using my GMU account, I was unable to edit it. After years of soul searching and personal enlightenment, I chose to recreate Hoo's World. So browse around you tools and bored souls...for the age of Renaissance is here.