Welcome To Hoo's Ultimate Guide To The Movies
 "Cause If Roger Ebert can do it....Why Can't I?"

While out drinking with some friends, I realized that I spend way too much money and time on movies, not to publish my opinion on them.  So I chose to do something about that. The ratings are based on a scale of 1 through 5, with 1 being awful, and 5 being superb.

Guide and Scale                   Quote Quiz                   Reviews                    Classic Pick

Categories Guide

 Ratings Scale   
OVERALL: My overall rating of the film.
ACTING: The acting by the lead actors and supporting cast.
STORY:  The rating for the basic story of the film.
CINEMA: The rating for the cinematography.
DIRECTING: The rating for the directing of the film.
F&E: The rating for the fun and the entertainment value.		 5 -Excellent
4 -Good
3 -Average
2 -Bellow Avg.
1 -Heinous

Quote Quiz

"Look Ma...I'm on top of the World...on top of the World"
If you know the film this quote is taken from, e-mail me with your response. Your only reward is the satisfaction of knowledge.

Reviews
This section is constantly being updated. More films will be added soon.

 The Thin Red Line

Overall:  1    Cinema:  5
Acting:   1    Directing: 1
Story:     1    F&E:      1

One of the most boring and pointless
War movies of all time, and I'm being
nice.

 Saving Private Ryan

Overall: 5    Cinema: 5
Acting:  4    Directing: 5
Story:   4     F&E:     4

A great movie with a fresh story
and a new approach on "War is
Hell."

Classic Pick of the Month

"Dr. Strangelove...or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
Stanley Kubrick's 1964 classic anti-war film. Starring: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Slim Pickens and James Earl Jones in his film debut. A dark comical look at the Cold War and the arms race.

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