The Story:
There are two parts to this section: Dedications and Altered Songs. Dedications are well, exactly that. You probably will not hear the Altered Songs on the radio anytime soon, but unique lyrics are always fun to sing...
Dedications:
To Micki DuPont: "I Go Blind" -- Tragically Hip
Specific lyrics: "Every time I look at you, I go blind"
To Thomas Scantlebury &
Paul Deniset: "Strawberry" -- Everclear
Specific lyrics: "Don't fall down now, you will never get up..."
To Steve Shrum: "Asshole" -- Dennis Leary
To Vern Fiddler of the Kelowna Rockets: "Strange Disease" -- Prozzak
Specific lyrics: "A little sexual frustration..."
Altered Songs:
Hey Micki
to the tune of "Mickey" by ????
Oh Micki, you're so lame
You're so lame you blow the game
Hey Micki!
Hey Micki!
Oh Micki, you're so lame
You're so lame you blow the game
Hey Micki!
Hey Micki!
Oh Micki, what a pity you can't play the game
You give away the puck and your shot is pretty lame
Oh Micki, what a pity you can't seem to see
It's guys like you Micki
Oh what you do, Micki
Do, Micki!--That's why we lose, Micki!
M-I-C-K-I S-U-C-K-S
to the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club" song
M-I-C-K-I
S-U-C-K-S
Micki sucks (Mike Brown)
Micki sucks (Ty Jones)
Who's the biggest loser
In the Blazers' history?
M-I-C-K-I
S-U-C-K-S
The Belter song
to the tune of "Ghostbusters" by ????
When Randy's in
And he don't look good...
Who ya gonna call?
SHANE BELTER!
When Randy can't
Seem to stop that puck...
Who ya gonna call?
SHANE BELTER!