Birth Name: Mark
John Priest Uniform #
11 Date of Birth:
April 22, 1963 Age: 37 Height:
5’11" Weight:
Don't ask Hair: Blonde Eyes:
Blue Nicknames:
Puss, Much Puss, Tit-boy, Double bubble, Triple Nipple, Lou, Mr. Stay Puff,
Spuds, The Immortal Babe Acquired:
from the Sunset Ridge Fighting Saints 8/21/83 for a used blocker, 6 hockey
balls, and a twelve pack of hockey tape Marital Status: Married
(and oh so thrilled about it) Favorite Food: Chinese Favorite Drink: Diet
Pepsi Favorite Sayings:
“You won't get nothing, she's a cold fish", I can't believe I got him",
Wanna wear my jacket?", "I would have taken him out; by the way,
who will walk me to my car?" Most embarrassing moment: Too
numerous to name
Mark Priest helped create the Kings along
with Nick Cormier after his trade from the Fighting Saints in late 1983.
He and Nick started shaping the roster, beginning the process of making
the Kings a success. Though Priest’s on dek play has been less then
spectacular he has been consistent. This constancy (along with his
ability to pay the entry fee) has helped him be a member of eight of the
twelve championship teams. Priest currently ranks number one all
time in games played as a King and is one of only three players to appear
in a championship game at all four rinks as a King. Never an offensive juggernaut, Priest is more
remembered for things like doing his Luke Skywalker imitation with “Richie
Cunningham” in Bloomfield, offering his I.O.O.F. jacket to any unsuspecting
female within ear shot, spitting water in the face of a player on the Suncoast
Racers while serving time in the penalty box, getting suspended for causing
a brawl when it was in fact begun by Rat, being at least partially at fault
for every goal ever scored by an opponent while Rich Tracy was on
the dek, hanging with King opponents before and after every game, failing
to get into Roseanne Linarus’ pants after months of trying only to have
Bob Alger bag her after only a few days, being the main target of most
of the body checks at the tennis courts, having Nick yell at him for a
bad play even though he's on the bench, and basically calling it a career
after saying the dreaded “I Do” words.
Though most of his career would be considered
forgettable the parts he would most like to forget include, the staring
match with Bill White while he was on defense and White in goal.
The two of them stared at the ball as rolled on goal from about one hundred
feet with neither of them blinking until the ball snapped the net at an
amazing rate of one MPH, any time he was paired with Tom Elwood or Bob
Darrell, losing in game three to the Old Boys, anything to do with the
Kings final season, hearing the Notre Dame fight song every time he donned
the lemon drop helmet and of course September 11, 1993.
As for his hopes of the future Priest wishes to
score at least one more goal in a Kings uniform, win at least one more
game this season and be present for it, not need an oxygen tank by the
end of this season, go an entire week without being in the wife’s doghouse,
to be enshrined in the Kings hall of fame, to finally get a hold of Bill
White, to avoid any more trouble at work for making spic jokes, be allotted
more than five bucks a week spending money, finally to get physical proof
that he is related to the Adams family ( sister in law Mortiscia and nephew
Wolfie).
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