EPISODE 6: Ka-boom!!!

- Brooke Burns...yummy!

- Seeing Thomas beat Mike in the end of the paddle event is kinda funny.

- Boston Brian has Brooke Burns jump on top of him after he rescues the dummy and collapses on the sand. Then the hunks & Larissa get jealous...LoL. Funny how Larissa is getting upset at that when she is making out with every guy on the island...hypocrite.

- On the 3 person private date, Larissa once again showed her lip-sluttiness by making out with Jim the first chance she got.

- The detonator incident. Hmm. It's pretty obvious that this was completely staged by producers for drama. And it is kind of queer. Anyways, I liked the fact that Tony made more of an effort to save the painting than to help Larissa.

- Reactions from the "explosion". The 2 Mikes and Todd try to convince the Joes that they are just as responsible because they didn't stop them from pushing the plunger? WTF?? Just another example of people trying to redirect blame elsewhere. Mike K. is a major assclown but he does make some good points. It wasn't an engagement or some really special moment for Tony & Larissa so they need to chill out. And he also points out that this would make that date much more memorable, which is true. But apparently, he isn't intelligent enough to tell Larissa he wouldn't do it again if he had to redo it all over. At least Mike C. apologized, even if he didn't mean it. Seems like he is apologizing for something every week and yet he is still there...hmmm. Tony over-reacts...I don't really like him, his "I am Larissa's artist soulmate & thus I'm better than the other guys" attitude, or his retarded sideburns.

- These guys bicker and act like 10 year olds...it's really sad & pathetic. And some of the "hunks" are really full of themselves...how lame.

- Larissa eliminates Brian G., who really didn't get a lot of chances anyway. She also gets rid of Thomas, who, as funny as he may be, never stood a chance with her. It was funny when Thomas said Larissa never looked down on him. Of course, he didn't mean it literally but as short as he is and as she had to look downward when eliminating him, it made me laugh. Todd & Mike K. go from the hunk side. Mike C. is still around despite empty threats by Larissa that those responsible for blowing up the boat would be gone. Producers apparently want to keep him around a lil while longer for some drama.

EPISODE 7: Meet My Mom

- Larissa makes out with Mike C. & Jim...big surprise.

- Larissa's "mom". Very dumb. Poor makeup job to me at least. If these guys were so into Larissa & liked her soooo much, they would have known it was her.

- The hidden videos that showed Mike C. being his usual, shallow self...sigh. Once again...guys on a reality show being dumb enough to not realize they are being filmed at all times.

- Mike C. aka Mr. Sticking His Foot in His Mouth gets booted...no big surprise. Then it is shocking to see Tony get the boot next. He seemed completely surprised. Hahaha! Get lost Tony! Never liked him anyways. It's about time Larissa saw that he has no sense of humor & is wayyyy too serious.

- It's pretty apparent that Larissa sees the Joes as just "friend" material & not romantically. She is constantly all over the hunks & french-kissing them while she is just friendly with the Joes and gives them pecks.

EPISODE 8: Spy Tactics

- It's so funny how the producers set everything up in this show. They know Larissa doesn't want a Joe because she is hung up on looks and looks alone...she has no need for a guy with actual depth. So the producers give the hunks these long, romantic dates on the beach or whatever where they can make out while the Joes get to go play tennis.

- The whole submarine spy sequence is a little screwy. First off, why exactly was Fredo the only one to get chosen to go? Was it known by producers that he was the next to go and so they set him up? That's pretty harsh if it's the case. Or did they just think he would be the most likely to get pissed? Well, he did get pissed. She yaps and yaps about how important depth is to her and how she is looking for more than looks & then she's all over this blockhead who is about as shallow as a puddle. She's fake & this showed it so he has every reason to be pissed. All she could say to Jim on the beach was how handsome he was & how he made her feel like none of the other guys did. She let him know he made her feel like a woman (aka wet& horny). And I think it's pretty obvious that Larissa & Jim didn't just happen to come down to the beach and make out just as the sub arrived. They either had already done that and the video was shown to Fredo in the sub or....they were told to do that just to piss Fredo off. And even though he has a reason to be angry, Fredo has to realize that Larissa is a HOT woman who, as shitty as it is, will always be attracted to looks over personality because that's how beautiful people are. She is on a show dating a bunch of guys and is going to be kissing a lot of them, especially the ones she is attracted to. Not to say that it is right but it's the premise of the show.

- So Fredo leaves...big whoop. I couldn't really stand him anyway after that "piece of ass" comment in the 1st episode. Larissa says he was next to be eliminated anyways, which may or may not be true. She may have said that just to save face & not look like the one being rejected. Doesn't matter. His letter to her was so boring and too nice for how angry he was. The producers obviously wrote it.

- Brian is becoming more like Adam was. He's getting attached waaaaayy too soon. He is seeming to see Larissa as more of a prize than an actual person & wants to say the "3 words" to her already. Why? He has known her for a couple of weeks and hasn't spent a ton of time with her. If he has never loved before, there is no way he is in love with her now.

- Why is Gil on a reality dating show if he hates cameras & is still hung up on his ex???

- The hometown date with Jim. It showed he is, in fact, the blockhead that he appears to be. He has never read a book. His bed has no sheets or anything on it. He has a blow-up doll lying around his house. Larissa finally realized that no amount of chemistry could make up for the fact that he is as dumb as a rock and she will never be able to change it.

EPISODE 9: Season Finale

- Larissa asks Gil what he wants to gain from this whole experience. He says he wants to be an actor. LoL. That shows you how interested he is in you Larissa! Wow, this guy is boring.

- Brian tells Larissa that he loves her...sigh. You don't love her. You love her looks. Such a retarded thing to do. Larissa cries most likely because she knows it will never work between them due to the fact that she doesn't want him and would eventually hurt him anyways.

- She picks Gil over Brian. And what is the point of this gay show again??? As she chooses Gil, who has the personality of a tree stump, she gets all excited & giddy like a 15 year old girl who just found out the star quaterback likes her. She then tells Brian he's great and all that other unoriginal crap girls use when they break a guy's heart. Then she turns on the waterworks and cries & cries...wahhhhh!

- The big shocker is coming up...the big twist! Woohooo! Maybe she was a guy at one time? Or has kids? Or was married? Or was a porn star? And then she tells Gil at the end of their vacation.................she dated Fabio! Wow! I mean WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Fabio????? Who gives a flying monkey turd? I knew about that 5 weeks ago for Christ's sake!!! And what motivation did she have for telling him that? It's so ridiculous. Who cares who you dated? We all have dated a schmuck or cheesypoof in the past. And Gil got pissed over that and left? Why is it that big of a deal? It isn't. This is one big staged POS. This whole "twist" and angry ending is all scripted for some drama and maybe to give viewers some satisfaction at seeing Larissa "get her's". A guy wouldn't care who she dated. The producers just wanted to make it look like she got dumped so they came up with this, the lamest idea of all-time. If it isn't fake, then Gil is an insecure, psycho, nutcase. Maybe there was more to that conversation that was edited out?? Or maybe Gil figures that Larissa liked Fabio who was a cheesy idiot & now she likes him so maybe she thinks he is a cheesy idiot too? Who cares. All so gay. But hey, what do you expect from a gay reality dating show??

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