[3-4-03] American Idol - Everyone thought this show was soooo cool the 1st time around because Simon was so mean. Yeah, he was...and it was funny. And I was cheering for Kelly Clarkson since there were like 8 people left. But this time around...it's just stale or old or something. The only good parts were the auditions when the people were HORRIBLE. Now, I don't really bother watching it. Simon's criticism is outdated and redundant. And the people that vote are stupid. The voting can be unfairly swayed or rigged due to families calling and a bunch of other crap. The best people won't necessarily be the winners. People don't seem to want another attractive girl as they proved in the 1st elimination round when they didn't send Kimberly into the final 10. Just like other reality shows that have a 2nd season, it seems to have lost it's freshness. You can only listen to people singing these songs so many times...I've already heard more than I can tolerate.

[3-4-03] Are You Hot? - This is a new show that pretty much shows exactly how shallow and superficial our society has become. This is ABC's answer to American Idol. Only problem is the people on this show aren't being judged on their talent...just their looks. Most of the contestants are so braindead and full of themselves, it is sickening. Sure, there are some very attractive people on there, but quite honestly, the most beautiful people physically are not the most beautiful people. Plus, some of the best looking people don't even get into the final groups or whatever. And the judges try to be harsh and mirror AI's Simon but it just doesn't work. They come off as being bitter and jealous...kinda like me! :o) They are just so annoying. And the people who don't win...oh my f'n god!! They stand outside or backstage crying their eyes out over not being "hot enough". How stupid are these fruitcakes?? It's a dumb show...and just because a group of three people who have no brains decide you aren't "hot", it's no reason to go suicidal. Aside from a couple of hotties worth maybe a glance, this show is a wreck. Good looking people are only good for 2 things...looking at and screwing. They are shallow and have absolutely no depth to their personality...just like this show.

[3-4-03] The Bachelor/Bachelorette - I'll be honest...I didn't really watch too much of these shows...and I didn't miss much. Seriously...they had 2 Bachelors and both broke up shortly after the show ended. Why do these people waste so much time on relationships that they have no intention of trying to make work? Celeb status, fame, money, exposure...that's why. They could just do Blind Date or something and not waste everyone's time. But I guess dating 20 women at once is every guy's dream...and the women are always up for competition over some guy. I saw the "reunion" thing about the 2nd Bachelor and the girl he chose breaking up. Aaron and Helene...awww...they were engaged like a whole week before they broke up! That's so sweet! And The Bachelorette, I watched the 1st episode and the last episode. So freaking boring! If the whole series was as boring as that, I pity those who watched. Well...I pity those who watched anyways. These people were so freaking fake...it makes a Playmate's chest look real. Trista, an original Bachelor loser, was good looking but she was so annoying! She talks with a baby voice all of the time. I don't know if she thought it made her seem cute or what but it made me want to smash my head through a wall. And then she would cry about every 5 minutes like she actually cared about hurting these guys. First off, they probably weren't too depressed because not being chosen means they didn't have to listen to her voice anymore. And secondly, she didn't care. She wasn't upset. It was a big pity party. Yeah, I feel sorry for you Trista! You look like a model, you have been on 2 TV shows, you are being pampered by ABC, and you are dating 20 guys...you have it so rough! Let us all feel sorry for her! She tells guys her whole heart is with them and then dumps them a day later...she's a sweetie. And then she must have said 8 times in an hour show that she "wished she could be with both guys but it just wasn't possible". Could you say that again Trista?! I didn't hear it the first 47 times you said it!! Out of the final 2, she picked the better guy in my opinion. The "nice guy" won out over the pretty boy. Of course, who knows...they were all playing it up for the camera. Charlie and his slicked back hair, big forehead, pretty smile, and sweet talk...awww....FAKE! He didn't mean 1 word of what he said...such a guy. And Ryan, could you speak up please...I can't hear you! A dead person is more lively than Ryan. His poetry sucked...sorry, but it did. And the ending was kinda dumb but whatever. So they are engaged and "still" in love. It's only been a few months...things are always great in the beginning...they don't even know each other yet. They only knew each other 6 weeks before getting engaged...and that includes the fact that she was dating 19 other guys during that timespan. Yeah, that's true love...definitely enough to get engaged. Stupid fkers! Forced/scripted engagements and bs "love" like that is enough to make me vomit.

[1-16-04] Burned - This show isn't even on anymore because it was so retarded. They had 5 or 6 attractive girls acting like they were interested in a number of guys who thought they were the mad playas. The guys who were getting "burned" were set up by their friends because they were sick of these guys using dumb lines and lying to girls just to get in their pants. The girls who were regulars on the show were good looking but they seemed so proud of themselves every time they caught a guy acting like a pimpass playa. Why? More than likely, these girls have been played and used numerous times so this was their weak attempt at revenge. Too bad if there were no cameras, these girls would fall for the lines. As a matter of fact, I'm betting they probably went home from taping the show and got used by some guy...then they cried for a while and came back to do another show and get more revenge..

[1-16-04] Cribs - This show has to be the gayest thing to ever be put on TV. All of these rich people give a tour through their gigantic homes. I don't see the point or the attraction. It's basically just them rubbing their richness in everyone's face. Who cares how many cars they have? Who gives a damn about their bedrooms? So you have a lot of money and in most cases do very little to actually earn it and now you want to show the world how nice your house is. Very gay.

[3-4-03] Joe Millionaire - When I first heard about this show, I thought it would be funny. One guy who only makes $19,000/year in construction poses as a man who has just inherited $50 Million. 20 money hungry, gold digging, fame seeking whores come to his mansion and date him...it is eventually narrowed down to just 1 and she is told his big lie. I watched the pilot episode and was disappointed. But hey, it's Fox. This is the network that married Darva and Rick, only to have it backfire. This is the network that now has a show that lets people call in and vote on 2 people that will get married even though they have never met. It's just a complete joke. These shows where 20 men or women compete for love are so stupid anyways. Of course, you have the people who are naive and think it's all real and it's a fairytale. But, in reality, all these people are looking for is exposure, money, and fame. You don't find love with a bunch of fake, superficial people COMPETING for a prize. These women weren't looking for love...that's for sure. You can't force a relationship like that. I hardly watched any more of Joe but I figured I would catch the finale to see if they made up for all of the other boring episodes. They didn't. For all we know, everyone involved, including all of the women, could have known about the "lie" all along...the viewers were just made to believe otherwise to be strung along like little puppets waiting for an explosive finale. No one was about to react badly due to the cameras. It was just a major letdown. How can you really find love when you are dating 20 people at the same time anyways?? I really don't think "Joe" was all that great anyways. He was kinda scary looking. Some women may think he's attractive but hey, women have really bad taste in men anyways...TRUST ME! But anyways, Evan (Joe) chose Zora and turned down Sarah...that was surprising. They were both attractive...well all 20 were I think...not too many normal everyday girls on these "reality" shows ya know. Zora actually seems like a good person though...but who knows for sure. Then he unleashed his big secret...not a millionaire...OMFG!!! Are you serious? That was as surprising as hearing that Michael Jackson sleeps with kids. Honestly, the show would have been great for me if Zora would have punched him in the face or kicked him in the balls after that. It would have made it all worth it. But that didn't happen. Instead, she later met him and accepted his offer to be together. Ugh!! Why must everything end so happily ever after?? That is not reality! Haha. But...I was waiting for the big twist. The big shocker promised to us viewers! Could Fox maybe pull something off and save this lamer show??? Maybe maybe! No, they didn't. They gave Joe and Zora *finger to the mouth like Dr. Evil* $1 Millllllion. So now he is a millionaire...sorta. They split it...so unless they get married, which is highly unlikely, they only have $500,000. But hey...that is worth the lying I guess. That just ruined the whole show...it made the big lie kind of pointless. I was hoping the big shocking twist would be something great and funny. Like Zora would reveal she was a man or a lesbian or something. Or maybe...I don't know...it was just all very disappointing. Blah to Joe and Fox! But then in the "Reunion" show, and on shows like Extra, Access Hollywood, etc... we found out that Evan and Zora aren't together anymore anyways. Big surprise. It was all just one big scam to get viewers. Joe went "Hollywood" and got a big head because of all of the attention and publicity he is getting now. Gag me with a spoon...put that monkey's ass in a circus or something!

[1-16-04] Punk'd - I'll admit, I was a fan of this show in it's first season. I loved watching Justin Timberlake practically cry and seeing other celebs freak out or get seriously pissed off. The 2nd season was ok...there were some good ones. But I think Ashton got a little bit of a big head after the 1st season and the whole Demi Moore thing...and was really annoying after that. Now he has decided to give it up because he's a big movie star now. Although, personally, I think his movies aren't that great.

[1-16-04] Room Raiders - Yet another queer-ass superfical show to add to the long list of shallow shows on MTV. But hey, MTV has become the station for all of the A&F types of teens and young adults. This show has 3 guys or 3 girls being investigated by 1 member of the opposite sex. The 1 person goes through the bedrooms of the 3 others and snoops through everything, even checking bedsheets for stains. Based on what is in the room, they pick 1 person of the 3 to date. Not only are the majority of the guys the pretty boy, typical frat boy types, but the majority of the girls are the hot, only-attracted-to-jerks type. And then we are gonna choose our date based on stuff in their bedroom? This has to be one of the dumbest ideas I have ever seen.

[3-4-03] Temptation Island - That show on Fox where a bunch of people who want to "test" their relationships go on an island with a dozen hot singles of the opposite sex. Basically, this is the equivalent of prostitution with models and the such. I dunno...all of the people on the 1st show were braindead idiots. Well, at least that's how they appeared on the show. I only saw one episode of TI2. This is a lame excuse to get on TV. If you want to test your relationship, it's not strong and you need to see other people anyways. This show was made to basically show the world how slutty, stupid, pathetic, and shallow our society has become.

[1-16-04] True Life - Drama Mama - True Life can be interesting sometimes. It is a documentary show that follows people through different situations. I found the "Drama Mama" episode amusing. This girl named Mallory who was sorta hot ends up getting pregnant by her boyfriend at the time, David. Once he finds out, though, he dumps her ass and moves on to some 15 year old skank. I feel sorry for the baby. To have actual genes from the father is a lifelong curse. Seriously, he was an ugly dude, a complete pothead, and totally brainless. Mallory said drinking, partying, and sex are all there is to do in her town. Ummm...yeah, that's what all the skanky chicks say. Maybe she should have laid off the alcohol, drugs, and kept her thighs closed. Especially for that fugly pothead. Yes, that is Fugly...figure it out. And as for David...he needs to keep his dick in his pants...the world doesn't need his DNA being spread. He can't even think for himself...his mom tells him how to live basically. Well, his mom tells him to get custody of the baby after it is born. But then he goes drinking and driving so that's not good for their case to get custody so guess what? She kisses ass to Mallory and tries to make up by throwing her a baby shower. But then the David's mom goes all psycho and gets pissed at Mallory and leaves her voice messages telling her that she doesn't want anything to do with the f---ing baby and neither does David. After that, David gets engaged to this 16 year old he is dating. It's time for Mallory to have the baby. The mom calls Mallory and tells her that David should be there for the delivery. Mal agrees. Then David convinces Mal that his mom should be allowed in the waiting room. She says fine but adds she is not going to be in the delivery room. As the baby is halfway out, David's mom calls him out and tells him to get Mal to let her into the delivery room. LoL. That woman is truly an evil witch bitch. Scum of the earth type. Didn't she say she didn't want anything to do with the baby??? And now she is coniving and sneaking in order to get into it's life. A week after the baby is born, the mom comes over and steals the baby while David distracts Mallory. They have the police with them and tell them Mallory uses drugs. I hate to sound mean but people like that mother don't deserve to be alive. She is truly human garbage. I find it amusing how she hates the baby before it's born but then basically kidnaps it and makes up stories to the police. Oh wait, I've known a few people like that. Well, they all should die. OK, back to our story. Mallory eventually gets her baby back. That's the end of her story. I could see how she wouldn't be able to trust people anymore but honestly, choose more wisely when you are picking what guys you let between your legs.