- Let me start off by saying what I think of the 2 girls as of now, before I even watch the show:

Paris: I really don't know much about her besides what I hear on TV about her being the heiress to the Hilton fortune & her being a party girl. And then there's that sex tape. It's kind of nice how it surfaces right before this show comes on, therefore giving her a ton of publicity so people would be more interested in the show, huh? I haven't seen it...the tape. But Paris seems to be a stuck up spoiled brat that has never had to do anything in her life. She looks like a fake Barbie doll that is completely spaced out and/or on drugs. She's also too thin. Some people think that's attractive but it isn't. And yet, she is attractive in some ways. Her looks are weird...sometimes she looks hot & other times she looks not so special. We'll see how she looks after I see more of her.

Nicole: Never really heard of her. She's Lionel Richie's daughter, which doesn't tell me much. Apparently she's Paris' best friend so she too must be a wild, party girl who does nothing with her life other than go out and spend money that she gets handed to her. And apparently, she was in rehab for heroin when this show started airing...sounds like a winner.

- At the beginning, they interview Paris & Nicole, asking what their friends think. Nicole says their friends don't think they will make it & will love to watch them suffer. She follows that up with, "Fuck off because we're going to be great." LoL...and already Nicole is awesome in my opinion.

- Nicole giggles way too much.

- After seeing a little more of them, I guess they are kinda cute. Paris has great legs. They still seem like airheaded, spiled brats who might be stuck-up bitches. And Paris seems extremely full of herself....too bad she isn't full of me.

- Then they decide to spend a shitload of money (which they got handed to them) before their trip to the farm. Paris even buys clothes and a bag for her dog!!!

- Then they land in Arkansas. Then they get a beaten up old truck to drive. Paris can't figure out how to get it going and says, "This is ghetto" when it won't go in reverse. LoL.

- When they meet the Leding family, they are polite. Good start...let's see if it lasts.

- Paris asks what wells are for when they see one at the house...LMAO.

- Paris & Nicole go shopping with only $50...they get $15 too much. Nicole asks, "Can we just have it?" LoL. Then Paris gives up all of the stuff that she picked up that wasn't on the list.

- The girls refuse to pluck chickens & Paris's ass crack is showing.

- These girls are coming off WAAAAAY dumber than Jessica Simpson. I sure hope they are acting that way and it isn't for real.

- "What is WalMart? Do they sell wall stuff there?" - Paris...that is too funny. But it's kind of sad that she doesn't know what Wal-Mart is considering it's the most successful store right now. And even if she doesn't shop there, she would at least have heard of it considering the amount of money it makes.

- The girls run away from a bug & scream. Eventually Braxton kills it.

- Justin must be in heaven having these 2 hot chicks living with him and nobody else around...they say when he goes inside:
"He's sweet" - Nicole
"He's cute" - Paris
"We should have a 3some with him" - Nicole
They are joking but still...lucky bastard...LoL.

- As much as it pains me to say it, this show is FUNNY! Whether it is set up or not, I don't know...but the girls are hilarious.

EPISODE 2: Dairy Queens

- The girls show their bratty-ness in this ep. They go on and on about never having had a job. Then they put a shitload of makeup on to work on a diary farm. Then they show up an hour late for their first day of their first job. Seems like they will never take anything seriously in their lives.

- Nicole has to yell at the cows. The farmer tells her to really get harsh with them...so she does! "Move motherfuckers, move!" LoL...she's funny.

- Paris then makes a long-distance phone call on the farmer's phone. He tells her she has to clean the barn and she just stands there, refusing to move...until he yells at her.

- Nicole tries to bring some feed in the wheelbarrow and ends up dumping it all over the ground.

- The girls have to fill up bottles with milk. And this proves to be difficult for them as well. They end up spilling it all over & then pour water in the bottles to fill them up. Then they hide a bunch of bottles so they don't have to fill them. They are so bad...and lazy...but it's funny

- They decide to take a break and jump in his hot tub. HuH? He has a hot tub? And they happened to bring their swimsuits with them? Seems set up. He sees them and asks, "Does it bother you if I work while you rest?" They go inside and try to take a nap. He comes in, tells them they should go, and gives them some money for their "hard" work.

- So they got fired. Considering they showed up an hour late, whined the entire time, dumped milk all over, and screwed up at everything they did, is it any surprise?

- Some kid tries to be funny by asking Paris, "So is your last name Motel 6?" It wasn't really funny though.

- The girls sneak out late at night but Albert sees them leaving in the truck.

- These situations are obviously set up and some things are purely for the cameras...but hey, it's TV.

EPISODE 3: Sonic

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