Gerrard Houllier signed a new Kosovan striker last week.Anyway, after a weeks trial Gerrard told him that he will be playing for the 1st team on day one of the new season Excited and overwhelmed by the news, Ludvik, our Kosovan hero decides to ring home and tell his familly the good news.
He duly phones up but on hearing the news his mother says" Ludvik, your Father's been shot, your sisters raped and the house has been looted and burned to the ground, and all your bothered about is football,
I wish we never came to Liverpool in the first place"
