MAN UNITED SONGS
OH TEDDY,TEDDY
OH TEDDY, TEDDY
YOU WENT TO MAN UNITED
AND YOU WON FUCK ALL
OR
OH TEDDY,TEDDY
YOU MAY HAVE WON A MEDAL
BUT YOUR STILL A CUNT
OR
OH TEDDY,TEDDY
YOU WENT TO MAN UTD
AND THEY BOUGHT
DWIGHT YORKE
IT WAS ICE ON THE WING
IT WAS ICE ON THE WING THAT MADE THE AEROPLANE GO DOWN
THE AEROPLANE GO DOWN
THE AEROPLANE GO DOWN
IT WAS ICE ON THE WING THAT MADE THE AEROPLANE GO DOWN
IN A MOST DELIGHTFULL WAY
TO THE TUNE OF MARY POPPINS FAME
STAND UP
STAND UP IF YOU HATE MAN U
STAND UP IF YOU HATE MAN U
WE ALL KNOW THIS SONG DONT WE
ITS JUST ABOUT SUNG IN EVERY FOOTBALL GROUND ACROSS THE COUNTRY
YOUR THE SHIT
YOUR THE SHIT
YOUR THE SHIT
YOUR THE SHIT OF MANCHESTER
YOUR THE SHIT OF MANCHESTER
REMINDING THE SCUM THAT CITY ALSO PLAY IN MANCHESTER
POSH SPICE
POSH SPICE TAKES IT UP THE ARSE
POSH SPICE TAKES IT UP THE ARSE
A OBVIOUS DIG AT BECKHAM
DOES SHE TAKE IT
DAVID BECKHAM,DAVID BECKHAM
DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
ANDY COLE
ANDY COLE,ANDY COLE
ANDY,ANDY COLE
HE GETS THE BALL AND DOES FUCK ALL
ANDY,ANDY COLE
DO YOU COME
DO YOU COME, DO YOU COME
DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER
DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER
THAT'S VIALLI
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE BACK OF THE OLD TRAFFOFD NET
THATS VIALLI
WHEN YOU NUTMEG A DANE, CAUSING FERGIE MUCH PAIN
THATS VIALLI
TO THE TUNE OF AMORE
HE'S UP MARY BROWN
HE'S UP MARY BROWN,HE'S UP MARY BROWN
TOMMY,TOMY DOCHERTY
TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY
TO THE TUNE OF KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN
WHEN THE RED,RED ROBIN
WHEN THE RED,RED ROBIN GOES BOB BOB BOBING ALONG
"SHOOT THE BASTARD, SHOOT THE BASTARD
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT"
After stuffing Man U 5-0 a few more songs were heard at the Bridge to add insult to the scum from Old Trafford
ANDY COLE SONG
OH ANDY COLE IS A FUCKING ARESOLE, IS A FUCKING ARESOLE
OH ANDY COLE
Followed by:
OH GINGER SCHOLES, IS A BIGGER ARESOLE, IS A BIGGER ARESOLE, IS A BIGGER ARESOLE
OH GINGER SCHOLES
ARTHUR SONG
WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE MAN U NET 'ARTHUR ARTHUR'
WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE MAN U NET
'ARTHUR FUCKING CHELSEA'
UPDATED POSH SPICE SONGS
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING MR BECKHAM
(TO THE TUNE OF DADS ARMY)
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING DAVID BECKHAM
POSH SPICE TAKES IT UP THE ARSE
YOU ARE THE BOY THAT LET YOUR COUNTRY DOWN
POSH SPICE'S ARSE WILL TURN YOUR HELMET BROWN
SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING DAVID BECKHAM
'POSH SPICE TAKES UP THE ARSE'
POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER
(TO THE TUNE OF MY OLD MANS A DUSTMAN)
POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER, SHE KNOWS ALL THE TRICKS
AND IF SHE WAS 15 YEARS YOUNGER
SHE WOULD SHAG GRAHAM RIX
OH POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER, SHES GOT MASSIVE THIGHS
AND WHEN SHE'S FUCKING BECKHAM
SHE THINKS OF DENNIS WISE