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ZAIM - 12/28/00 21:52:39 My Email:ZAIM.JASARAJ@BELL.CA | Comments: YOU GUYS REALLY STINK!! |
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Manchester - 12/12/00 18:15:24 | Comments: This is the coach of Manchester United and i was just wondering will you be releasing Jimmy any time soon. Were in desperate need of his help. Were ready to pay him 50 million a year with a bonus to your team.Please respond to our offer. |
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Dewy Cheatem ESQ. - 11/01/00 13:51:01 My URL:http://thecaptainisinnocent.ca My Email:love@manutd.ca | Comments: I herby release the statement on behalf of my client, Former player/manager Sir Ian Richardson: My resignation to the BoD: I hereby tender my resignation from the Board of Directors of FBSFC. I feel as if the game of football has passed me by, and at this time am devoting all of my attention to learning the basics of Yatzee. I hope to compete in several high level competitions early in the New Year and subsequently will sever all relations wit the club come February 2001. It has been my belief that my game play, while lacking the fundamentals like passing, kicking, and covering opposing players, has been undermined by several players on my own team and the Board of Directors. My only regret is that I wished my ability matc ed my enthusiasm for the club and the beautiful game. I wish the club the best of intentions in the future and at this time refute the allegation that an acrimonious relationship exists between all interested parties. Also: All parties are innocent until proven guilty... In law, the burden of proof lies with the prosecution. The prosecution or accusers need to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, with irrefutable evidence, the guilt of the accused. The Defence's responsibility pertains to accomplishing reasonable doubt. If these alleged accusations are true, than my accusers shall be required to step forward and prove to all with a vested interest in this matter that the accused has committed a viol tion of League and Board policies. I vehemently deny all accusations. These slanderous attacks on my character shall cease and desist immediately, or I shall file a counter suit of slander and misappropriation of the Board of Directors time and energies. Dewy Cheatem ESQ. Council for Mr. I. B Richardson |
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Samual.Macina - 10/24/00 00:42:47 My URL:http://www.FIFA.com My Email:S.Macina@FIFA.com | Comments: Re: FIFA Rankings. Congratulations. As per the Official FIFA World Rankings Statistics, FBSFC has moved up one spot to 200,031 in the world rankings since your recent win. If you lose next game you will be back to 200,032. Thank you for your continuing support in the Beautiful Game. |
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Sean Fowler - 10/24/00 00:27:23 My URL:http://www.IThinkImPregnant.com My Email:SFowler@BabyinmaBelly.com | Comments: Good result guys...I only wish I could have been there for the win but you know with Leah an' all I'm just too damm busy to get any exercise these days...maybe when she gets married or goes to University eh?...or maybe when I can buy a clapper to turn the TV off. |
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Posh Spice - 10/24/00 00:09:07 My URL:http//www.Ibanganyfootballer.com My Email:Spicybit@anorexic.com | Comments: David is shit in bed and I'm lookin' some swarthy footballer who knows a bit or two about getting it in between the posts!!!!!! See you boys next time I'm in Toronto! |
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Nelson Mandela - 10/23/00 16:06:36 My URL:http://www.fbsfcFan.com My Email:FBSFCmaniac@hotmail.com | Comments: I stand behind the oppressed people of the world (even the soccer players)!Well done FBSFC - your heart is legendary! |
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Michael Owen - 10/23/00 16:03:27 My URL:http://lfc.com My Email:www.IhateManU.com | Comments: Shanks for the memories FBSFC!!! Nice finishing! |
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Martin O'Neill - 10/23/00 16:01:48 My URL:http://www.celtic-win.com My Email:guinness@half-pint.com | Comments: From Glasgow Celtic - well done!!!! |
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Jean Chretien - 10/23/00 16:00:05 My URL:http://www.pieinface.com My Email:jean@hotmail.com | Comments: from all Canadians I would like to congratulate FBSFC!!!!kick their asses, tabernac!!! |
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don clendenning - 10/22/00 22:11:42 My URL:http://www.agingoldfarts.com My Email:donnyc47@hotmail.com | Comments: I want to be the first to congratulate all the players who gave their all in the first ever FBSFC indoor victory!!! VIVA FBSFC |
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don clendenning - 10/22/00 22:11:31 My URL:http://www.agingoldfarts.com My Email:donnyc47@hotmail.com | Comments: I want to be the first to congratulate all the players who gave their all in the first ever GFBSFC indoor victory!!! VIVA FBSFC |
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Scots wae hae - 06/16/00 21:39:22 My URL:http://Jocks/unitied/againstengland My Email:jocks@better.than.england.com | Comments: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The wee pork chop's did it. Och i canna believe it. noo look what the sassenach's have done during my laughing i've went and split my wee whisky. Och im aff hame laughing at the english is getting boring. Yawn!!!!! To Steve and Ian cum in tae my brew yea wet teabag |
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Gheorge Hagi - 06/14/00 12:36:40 My URL:http://www.spiceworld.co.uk My Email:nevillelovers@toobadtowin.com | Comments: I can't wait to cut apart your feeble defence and that Seaman...he sucks. |
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McIntee McDonald - 06/14/00 12:33:37 My URL:http://www.nevermindthebollocks.com My Email:braveheart@killenglish.com | Comments: Your "World Cup victory" was before you were born. And I still think it was on the line - it never went in!!!! |
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Not Ian or Steve - 06/14/00 01:43:08 My URL:http://englandalltheway.co.uk My Email:victory@Euro2000.ca | Comments: Like FBSFC rising from the ashes, England will have it's day in the sun! For those who support teams that cannae even make it (Sean and Mark), feel free to support a Country that actually has a World Cup victory.. |
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Beckham hater - 04/25/00 19:38:13 My URL:http://www.ManUoutofEurope.com My Email:beckham@wawawa.com | Comments: ManU suck - - - - VIVA REAL MADRID VIVA VIVA FBSFC |
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Vince - 04/04/00 18:59:58 My URL:http://AssInFace.com | Comments: John's ass is in the way again.. |
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anonymous - 03/13/00 21:52:32 My URL:http://www.don@someonesass.com My Email:i love dons ass @bell.ca | Comments: can we have a replay of don's head in someones ass again!!!!! |
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S.O'Keefe - 03/03/00 19:22:01 My URL:http://ILikeDarkMeat.com My Email:www.Y2KTongue.com | Comments: I want you Steve your uniform turns me on!! |
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Frank McCourt - 02/25/00 23:28:21 My URL:http://www.AngelasAshes.com My Email:Frankie@Limerickrules.com | Comments: Och aye, I wish you all would quit interfering with yourselves and play some real footie!!!!! |
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Brittany Spears - 02/23/00 01:30:08 My URL:http://girlinuniform/legsspreadeasily My Email:Spears@Spankit.com | Comments: WOW!!! BABY ONE MORE TIME! I can't believe you guys haven't used me as your official pinup. Well good luck in your upcoming season. Brittany |
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A Message From the Board of Directors - 02/22/00 20:09:42 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/fbsfc My Email:fatboy@funksoulbrother.com | Comments: Well, once a millennium you see a resume that makes you cry. And the one below from Mr. Brian W. has just done that to me. Cry, cry the tears of joy. Mr. Brian W. you are the man we are looking for. FBSFC was created with you in mind. Our vision was to show the "fit" people of our world that "we" are just as good as they. Our team slogan: "Guy LaFleur smokes!" has been ringing hollow these last few years and our favorite fan the Marlboro Man has since passed into the beyond. You are our new great white hope! You with the body of a pregnant Larry Bird! You who can say "I am weak therefore I am". If we can win with you we have proven that fitness and moderation do not make a pure athlete. Once a millennium an opportunity like this arrives - play Mr. Brian W. play for us all!!!!!! |
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Brian - 02/22/00 01:25:30 My Email:bmsl@sympatico.ca | Comments: I would like to take this opportunity to offer my services to Fat Boy Slim for any future league activity in which they choose to obey the sign up deadline. I think I would be a good fit on your squad given my fitness level and previous athletic endeavors. I am a pack a day smoker who enjoys healthy doses of fast food. I drink to excess at every opportunity and I wouldn't clutter up your bench for many game as I'm sure I have advanced osteoporosis which would more than likely result in a compound fracture occuring during the first warm-up. I once was a part of a fabled ball hockey team that entered it's 16th game with a record of 0 and 15 with a goal diffe ential of somewhere near 120 to the bad. My hamstrings are approximately 3-1/2 inches shorter than is required to fully straighten my legs but I make up for my lack of mobility with my desire to hideously injure opposing players that are smaller than I. I don't like to run, I've grown a little top heavy so my balance is similar to that of a man with a nasty inner ear infection and when I put on shorts people have told me that I look like a bean pole to which a very fat monkey is clinging. You can contact me at this e-mail address if you feel I would be a good fit to your squad. Regards, Brian W. |
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Holger Osieck - 01/17/00 16:22:12 My URL:http://www.CanadianSoccerAssociation.Com My Email:Osieck@We'llnevergettoaworldcupfinal.ca | Comments: I was brought to Canada in soccer to strenghten the name and game of soccer not just on a professional and amatuer levels. Your team has brought so much disrepute to the good name of the sport. My staff at the CSA are in contact with the OSA and we are ooking at all legal measures to block your registration for next season. Good day! |
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Sean - 01/14/00 20:40:09 My URL:http://www.PinInLeg.com My Email:sean.legsnap@fibulahurting.ouch | Comments: It was a wonderful season full of glorious moments. I would gladly sacrifice my other leg for FBSFC! A perfect 0 and 10 - just fantastic!! |
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anonymous - 01/12/00 02:57:54 My URL:http://www.notasuglyaslyle.com My Email:leftthecountry@ontherun.ca | Comments: I'm not sure why the Echinacea rub didn't work. It did wonders for the guy with the ulcerating brain tumor. maybe you didn't use enough saw dust. |
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OUCH - 01/06/00 18:13:13 My URL:http://members.home.com/sfowler/soccerleg.mpeg | Comments: Go to this site to see footage of Rice's Leg Snap (a dramatic re-enactment) |
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Nasssty Boy - 12/31/99 04:07:02 My URL:http://www.extreme-gay.com My Email:nasssty@hal-lover.net | Comments: Someone's been a naughty boy. Was it you Hal? Grrrr. Spank-ity spank-ity Mr. Monkey. |
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Sir Alex Ferguson - 12/17/99 19:25:20 My URL:http://www.manutd.com My Email:SirFergie@ManUtd.com | Comments: I never released Ryan Giggs from his contract. What the hell is he doing now playing for your team? |
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FBSFC - 11/22/99 18:10:49 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/fbsfc | Comments: Hal has officially been forgiven for his ill-advised absence last week. He is a shining example to all that "avoided" last Thursday's slaughter. We can only hope that the other two "players" on the Wall of Shame will post similar messages to the rest of t e team. God bless you Hal (Lyle) Huff. P.S. An asterisk will be placed beside your name on the Wall of Shame denoting your apology. Your name will be fully removed if you show up Thursday. |
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Hal - 11/19/99 22:25:57 My Email:hal.huff@sympatico.ca | Comments: To the brave 8: Sorry guys. After reading last weeks article titled, "Outnumbering Opponent Does Not Compute To Win" I thought to myself, "well what's the fucking point - we'll lose anyways", so I didn't show. Actually, in truth, somehow I got it into y head that the game was at 9:30. As I rechecked the schedule on my way out the door (at 8:30)....oops. But it is actually quite ammazing how quickly that pre-game feeling of terror and dread disapates upon the sudden realization that you have been spar d another 7 days - till next Thurday. |
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FBSFC Player - 11/17/99 13:45:10 | Comments: I LOVE pom-poms! |
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Girls at Electro-Air - 11/16/99 13:56:01 | Comments: RAH, RAH FOR THE CARRIER SUPER SOCCER STUDS!! We love all of you:) P.S: We plan on cheering at one of your games, so get good. REAL GOOD!! We're getting our pom-poms ready for this event! |
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Georgie Best - 11/10/99 18:44:55 My URL:http://www.ilovebeer.com My Email:gb@alki.ie | Comments: You guys have an opening - I want to visit that pub upstairs... |
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Pele - 11/10/99 14:04:48 My URL:http://www.pele.com My Email:pele@brazil.com | Comments: You guys are a disgrace!!!!!!!! |
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FBSFC - 11/09/99 18:15:49 My URL:http://www.bodyshop.com/rubit/jelly/crack My Email:fbsfc@cupwinners.com | Comments: Fowler - can you get us some lotion from work? |
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Abraham Simpson - 11/08/99 20:43:15 | Comments: You sick bastards !!! Is nothing sacred anymore ? |
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Georgie Best - 11/08/99 19:36:04 My URL:http://www.utopia-massage.com | Comments: Are you guys for real - need a winger? Where's the bar? Naked women? |
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Hitmen's CEO - 11/08/99 16:43:05 My URL:http://www.whosmybaby.com My Email:fowler@spankit.com | Comments: Do you have room for one more player - Mr.Fowler is too fat for our team and he keeps saying he would like to shower with FBSFC. |
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I am the walrus - 11/08/99 02:10:56 My URL:http://fatboy.netbounce.com/ My Email:fatboy@mamachichinico.ca | Comments: I am the original FATBOY ... please check out my site if you don't beleive me |
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Slava Duris - 11/07/99 19:11:59 My URL:http://bestmatch.com/gaymatch/ My Email:halsucks@mywang.com | Comments: I play for Computer Horizons. We're going to give you guys a spanking. Especially Hal "SweetCheeks" Huff. |
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ian - 11/05/99 17:25:49 My Email:ian.richardson@bell.ca | Comments: Good start. Steve and Mark must be referred to as "doughnuts"...And Mark has no hope ever of starting, as his continual support of Motherwell will be his downfall.. |
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Larsson .. no, wait ... Mueller - 11/04/99 14:02:42 My Email:http://www.gmad.org/ | Comments: You guys suck. Especially Hal. And Sexton |
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Ricky... - 10/29/99 13:37:53 | Comments: Just livin la Vida loca boys... |
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Cool Dude2 - 10/27/99 20:13:16 | Comments: FBSFC WILL KICK ASS!!!!!! |
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SuperStar - 10/27/99 19:48:44 My Email:cool dude | Comments: FBSFC RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |