Top Ten Good Things About Being A Goalie

 
 

* Halloween costume? No problem!

* Detroit Red Wing goalies look like Santa; can earn extra money during the holidays.

* Can check out the babes (or guys) rinkside without them even knowing.

* Slash all you want; they send someone else to the penalty box.

* Padding gives the impression you're really buffed.

* Helmet allows you to double as Darth Vader in any upcoming "Star Wars".

* Can get inventive nickname like "Eddie".

* Flexibility can be useful in other entertainment ventures, if you know what I mean.

* Bruises can really bring out the color in your eyes.

* Two Words: Bigger Stick