Top Ten Reasons why You  Let That One In
 

* Me and my defense got involved in the "Tastes great, less filling".

* Tried to read the "Vulcanised" label on the sied.

* Slipped on this damn ice; someone should get some salt on that!

* Was still laughing at that last top ten list.

* Misunderstood "Butterfly save"; now sad to report one less monarch flying around.

* Sun got in my eyes.

* Misunderstood use of trapper; let in goal, but got a lovely fur coat.

* Being a top-ratted NHL goalie, being traded to a cold Canadian city, not getting the money you deserve, and having to play in Las Vegas (Curtis Joseph only).

* Wait, I'm the back-up!! Go talk to El-Sive-o over there!!.

* Yeah, like YOU would get in front of that!