Another Top Ten Bad Things About Being A Goalie
 

* Smart-Asses that toss beach balls at the net.

* Letting those beach balls in.

Jealous back-up's that hide your cup, causing "puck castration".

* Always annoying death threats from opposition upon stopping a 2-1.

* Always annoying death threats from teammates upon letting in a 2-1.

* Always annoying death threats from fans upon stepping onto ice.

* Paternity suits from the mother of the uniroyal man.

* Being a top-rated NHL goalie, being traded to a cold Canadian city, not getting the money you deserve, and having to play in Las Vegas (Curtis Joseph only).

* The opposite sex just doesn't understand why you have to wear a mask to bed.

* When you flip the ref the bird behind the blocker, they can't even tell.