Name: El' Football Americano

From: Pittsburg, Pennsylvania

Ht.: 5'7"

Wgt.:200lbs.

Famous Quote: "I am American!"

Interesting Fact: Played college footbal at the University of Kentucky (Nose Tackle).

Finishing Move: Three Point Stance

Notes:

Early in our days of recruitment we took owner Jeff Comb's pickup truck through the streets of Mexico, grabbing anyone who looked able bodied. By chance we grabbed a masked man shouting "I Am American!" and mumbling about football. He claims a true born an bred American, but we found him in Mexico, he talks like a Mexican, and he has El' in his name. So, as far as we are concerned "He is Mexican!"