Name: Atian Martel

From: Artsy Fartsy, France

Ht.: 5'7"

Wgt.: 250kgs.

Famous Quote: "Holy Weasel Spit!"

Interesting Fact: Only I.A.W.A. staff to ever get his hand stuck in a vase.

Notes:

Atian Martel was a famous French man, and the little known "Fourth Tenor". But, just before the made they cd and launched the tour, he lost all his money in a high stakes poker game with Ross Perot. With his money gone, he was stuck in the U.S. and was recognized by Opera Enthusiast Ghoulspoon, and was hired as a commentator.