Name: Jim Hoss

From: Oklahoma

Ht.: 5'10"

Wgt.: 350lbs.

Famous Quote: Crazy wrastlers

Interesting Fact: Jim Hoss is actually not overweight he just stuffs three pillows under his shirt

Notes:

One day while working as a food taster at Chicken Chitlens and More, Seymour Butts, accidentally tasted a chicken a columbian druglord had stuffed with cocaine. While in trippin rage he sat and watched Raw clips over and over until he became so obsessed he thought he was Jim Ross. So he called the World Wrestling Federation asking when he had to show up for work and they cussed him out and told him he would never make it as a wrestling announcer. So the only place that would hire him was a crappy little federation in Kentucky called the I.A.W.A. Recently he was laid off and has been forced to find work on Haystack Johnson's farm.