Name:S.P. Sam

From: Winn Dixie Toiletry Dept., Hazard, Ky

Ht.: 6'4"

Wgt.: 260lbs.

Famous Quote:Short Love Poems to his S.P.

Interesting Fact: No one knows just what S.P. means.

Finishing Move: The Cottony Soft Secret

Notes:

S.P. Sam spent his whole life in aisle #6 at the Hazard Winn Dixie, stocking and cleaning the shelves, until one fateful day when he saw a flyer on his lunch break annoucing a call for the "roughest, toughest rednecks in Hazard". Of course, he couldn't resist.

He showed up with his trusty Drew Bledsoe jersey (sleeves ripped off of course), a Perry Farm Center hat, a handy mask made out of a rebel flag, and a lacy basket filled with his cotton soft secrets. He is now on a mission to take out "freaks" the Rat King and GrinchFist.