I have got a lot of frustration built up over the past couple of weeks so here I go. First off I would like to think the idiot who portrayed me over the past couple of weeks. You bring a new meaning to the term MORON. First off, the writing and grammer skills were awful, where did you fo to school at, Cordia? Second nothing this man said in those jokes made no sense. When did I ever say anything about caring who turned heel and face in the big two. I got the answer, never.

Over the past couple of weeks this guy called the Magic Marker or something has opened up his own personal part of the page. After reading it on the beach on my lap top, I just about spit margaritas out of my nose. This guy is f'n funny. The one thing he has not shown is his identity. But that is probably good cause I heard through the grapevine that he could be as tall 6'8" and weigh over 300 pds. Big sombitch huh! But the one thing that irrates me is he has picked out Ghoulspoon for his ridicule. All jokes aside, this talent has been here since the get go and was just misunderstood. I am not taking sides cause I like a good fight just as good as the next guy, but show some balls and make the match.

As head recruiter of the IAWA, I have been going through strenouis contract negotiations with a martial arts superstar. I have witnessed this man's power and he is one not to be messed with. He was banned from competition for breaking a girls nose as she asked him for some oral pleasures. Tuff aint he. My understanding is he is a happily married man. Last time I got offered oral pleasures was during Reagen's first term. But oh well glad to see Betty White back on TV.

The summer house tour is just about ro round up in Turkey and Zimbabwe and according to corospondent Tunod, everything is shaping up for some wild surprises was they return.

Congrats to 8 Train and Iceman for graduating high school and any other talent that graduated. Those are the only two that I know so if I missed anybody sorry.

This is it for this week, I hope everyone has a safe and sober(pfttttttt) 4th of July weekend.

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