First off, the I.A.W.A. would like to send our deepest condolences to the family of Gordon Solie. This legend has been a role model to all wrestling fans. This man will be missed.

As we speak, the production crew is putting together a Best of IAWA tape for sale. Some redneck has decided to put there trucks in the open air arena. Damn those rednecks. Just as soon as we get the junk out of the yard we will begin to do more shows.

Now the Magic Marker. This puke has started on me. Whoopty Freaking Doo. You say I am bringing dishonor to the name of Gordon Solie, but I am not, I am using this name as a tribute to this man. You my friend are the disgrace of this world. You say all this idiotic things when nobody gives a flying rats ass what you think. Nobody Cares.

The world tour is just about to wind down as the tour is moving towards Niger. Needless to say Southern Whoop Ass is not too welcome.

That is about it for today. See ya at the movies.