Cabin Fever 2000 is shapping up to be one of the most important pay per views in I.A.W.A history. It has been postponed for several weeks now in hopes that Mr. Combs (the boss) can build a better ring for the talent. I dont really give a s--- if he does or not cause I am ready for some action.
Rumors float of many new and unusual combinations of talent. I for one dont believe those rumors. The most ridiculous one involves a new alliance between Khoul and Ghoulspoon. Those two have been at each other over the winter in the house show tour that took place in Australia. I may be old and crazy but I just dont see it happening.
Over the past several weeks, this young man known around the world as Ryan "The Fury" has been on here disrespecting our talent. He has thrown derogatory comments toward Spider Monkey, Khoul, and the Boss himself. I know that Khoul has taken exception toward this and has defended himself. Spider Monkey on the other hand doesnt know what a computer is and the Boss is to damn lazy to even take a piss. Fury, we here at the I.A.W.A. have a open door policy toward anyone that wants to attend or even compete, if you got the guts bring it, I think Spider Monkey will be a good start for you and then you can work your way up the ladder.
What is wrong with Mr. Rogers. After the last tv taping, i think he has went off the deep end. For those of you who didnt get it, he was drinking moonshine with our rednecks Southern Whoop Ass. Mr. Rogers, if I was you I would watch my back.
While on the subject of Southen Whoop Ass, Bubba Duke has been acting kind of strange lately. He has attracted a strong habit of porn and drinking. Frankly I belive that he is inbred. They wouldnt for that in Atlanta.
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