Pissed Off at Owner Combs

I Gordon Oldie would like to express my opinions on what transpired Saturday afternoon. I got up, put my best suit on to go to the arena for a special taping, I drive all the way to f******g PigeonRoost for nothing. Listen Boss, I think that you should let people know when you are going to be a lazy piece of sh*t so we will not have to waste gas to drive to the arena.

Ladies in the I.A.W.A.

Over the past several weeks, there have been numerous messages left on the board by the ladies of the area. Seems that one of them has taken offense to the improper handlement of Mexican talent. The other has shown interest in starting a ladies division in the federation. I for one, would love to see women wrestle at the Pigeon Roost Open Air Arena. I would be a wonderful change to see.

From the "Back in the Day Files"

Heres a card from a pay per view seen only in Austrailia entitled " ."

Lucifer deafeated Satan In a battle in evil beings with the finger of death.

Boogie woogie defeated Flexi Sqeezums, Vaniila 12, and The Mad Baker In a fatal four way when Boogie woogie applied the Boogie Down Leg Drop.

Big D, Spider Monkey, and Nacho Grande defeated Vanillas 23, 26, and 29 Talk some here

Studdly Hungwell deafeted The Sunflower Seed talk some

Grinchfist eefeated Vanillas 3, 6, 9, 12, and 38 describe match

El Compadre won over Pison/ Rat king and the Duece Diablos

won by dq describe

The Iceman defeated I.M. Insane say im was on safari and was forced into the match by owner combs

Main Event Pandememonium defeated Ghoulspoon talk

From the "Where Are They Now?" Files

After The Boss and a couple of flunkies went to a local wrestling card at Dilce Combs High School, I was told that one of my favorite wrestlers of all time, Killer Kyle, was not there. I remember the first time i saw him wrestle was at the same gym. I remember it like it was in March. He wrestled Inbred in a memorable powerbomb match. They told me of his abscence and I couldnt let it slip without me investigating it. Come to find out, Mr. Kyle was the head man over the Mongiardo's campaign in the Perry County. I guess he had a successful run in politics and I hope he returns to the ring soon.

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