Pissed of at Gordon Oldie

This is Owner Combs this week, that damn Gordon Oldie had to go to Lexington this week to get his stool softened or sum sheet so i decided to do Oldies Updates this week.

First off i am going to talk about the I.A.W.A.'s recent showing on WHAS Channel 11. After our showing i have been contacted by several organizations in the Louisville area wanting to use some of the I.A.W.A.'s talent, including The Corporate Enforcer, Vice, and Southern Whoop Ass.

And for all you jobbers out there an offer was even made to yours truly to join in on a show the 11 th with some of my best talent, but thanks to other obligations i had to decline but i will promise i dual show with an organization in Louisville area this summer, with more detials to follow.

And for all you out there keeping score i made my triumphant return at Cabin Fever 2 weeks ago and now that im back several changes will be made. First off all shows will be dedicated to my new love Nikki Cox from now on, second all the talent seems to be geting the big head and not running the show up to the I.A.W.A.'s standards....but now that im back we shall put on shows that will make us the most premiere baclyard fed in all of the Eastern United States.

Jobber of the Week

The one jobber who has impressed me since my departure is Mr.Rodgers. For those of you that don't know Mr.rodgers is actually Grinchfist's twin brother, who began his career as Dead Eye Dick, a complete wuss who hunched ring posts.

In the golden age of I.A.W.A. D.E.D. was part of Wayne Stanley's "Welcome Wagon" or a group of jobbers who tried to take ou main event talent.

After a guantlet match with Pyco Bundy, which needless to say the jobbers came in on the losing side, D.E.D. recieved a vicious Bundy Bomb which caused him to regain some of his memories and to take the persona Bob Codd Jammed.

It was in this persona with the help of Felxi Squeexums that the man now known as Bob gained his ultimate success, the Tag Team Titles with the only pinfall up to this piont on the Deuce Diablos.

After losing the titles back to the two demons, Bob told his buddy(forgot his name) that his brother had been killed by someone in the I.A.W.A., but when all he could remember was that the killer had a s in his name (insert name) gave bob the beating of his life. Next week the final transformation happened.

After the 2 nd hard hit apparently Bob reverted back to his childhood and now began his career anew as Mr.Rodgers. This is where he instantaly impressed me goin after the vicios duo of Southern Whoopass. Rodgers may have taken a killer beating but he continually comes back for more, and now that Southern Whoopass have the Tag Team Titles, will he partner up and go after the straps? And please all u jobbers out there click on the backyard top 50 logo...by doing that u vote for the I.A.W.A.. The highest we have ever got is 48, and i sure as hell know we can do better than that. And take the quiz and polls you losers.

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