Fans I may have broke Eric Bishoff's secret... I Gordon Oldie have discovered WCW's big secret... the one that will change wrerstling forever..... he is goin to buy the I.A.W.A. and use us to overcome the ratings defacite he is cerantaly in with the WWF!!!!!!
Think about it!!!! Is it coincadence that the I.A.W.A. gets it's big break on national television, and the very same week Bishoff announces the ground breaking surprise!!!!!
And, Owner COmbs has been on a spending spree on eBay lately, racking up on underage porn CD's and DvD's...can this flux of money as well as the I.A.W.A.'s new ring all be a conspiracy???? I, as the most respected wrestling journalist in the South think not!!!!!
But think of it!!!!! The Corporate Enforcer, The Iceman, 8 Train, Goulspoon, Pandemonium, and even yours truly on TnT and TBS on a weekly basis!!!!
Think of the dream matches, Psyco Bundy vs Vampiro!!! Vice vs Sting!!!! The Corporate Enforcer vs The Wall!!! Owner Combs vs Pissoff Bishoff!!!! The Iceman and 8 Train vs Kronic!!!Southern Whoop Arse vs The Mamalukes!!!! And my favorite, Boogie Woogie vs The Disco Inferno!!!
Remember fans you heard it here first !!!! The one and only place for all the best backyard action!!! Now i have to cut this weeks column short i have to have my prostate examined till next week this has been Gordon Oldie.