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Name - Brian Jose Agront Position - Sergeant-At-Arms Height - 6' 0" Weight - 240 lbs. College - Central Nebraska State, Doctorate in Holistic Dentistry Nickname - "Sluggo" Heroes - The Incredible Hulk, George 'the Animal' Steele & Ghandi Hobbies - Inflicting pain and causing bodily harm. Occupation - Circus Strong-Man and Electrolux salesman.

Personal - Brian was raised in the industrial community of Dover, New Jersey. His father is the famous Puerto Rican professional wrestler El Guapo, and his mother was the 1968 Women's Olympic power lifiting gold medalist, representing Ireland. This would explain Brian's stout stature, as well as his bizarre nature. He finds the television show 'I Love Lucy' offensive, because with an Irish mother and Latino father, he actually lived it. His eating habits are skewed as well. His favorite dishes include; potatoes & beans, rice with corned beef, and plantains with cabbage. But the worst by-product of this odd cultural experiment is his temper. He once turned a fire hose on a group of orphans who were Christmas caroling in front of his house. He beat up a bartender for making the ice too cold. Then there was the time that a sales cleck at a clothing store told him to have a nice day, he told her to shove it. So needless to say, Sluggo has a short fuse. A standout on the Central Nebraska State football team, he was named to the second team All-Central Corn Belt Conference in 1994 as part of Central Nebraska State's 'Chartreuse Wave'...

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