Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 53 pounds
Eyes: Birch
Born: April 1, 1996
From: Acme Mannequin Shops, Ltd.
Seat: Section 123, Row 2, Seat 1
Favorite Red Dog: unknown
"Ike" has developed into a cult hero in many Arena League circles. He has attended more Red Dog games than Aaron Garcia and can speak fluently in three different atmoshperes. Ike loves Thai food, grape Jello and Pez. He donates several million dollars each year to Easy Bake Oven research and owns three cats all named George. Ike is a ultra-liberal republican who has never fought in a war. During the Red Dog-Rattler game last season, ESPN announcer Mike Adamle made the mistake of calling Ike a "dummy" while the mannequin was on camera. Despite being a devoted pacifist, Ike has vowed to get back at Adamle one day by giving him a splinter and reminding him he went from the NFL to American Gladiators overnight. Ike was invited to sing the National Anthem at the Pepsi Arena during the Red Dogs' 66-59 play-off win in Albany last year, but declined the invitation after being assaulted by rabid Firebird fans in the streets during a game delay. Ike is insane. That's why Ike is the first "fan" to step into the Kennel Club Fan Spotlight!
