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The early Gobemouchers take Shepparton by storm!


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Vale Ron the Con, founding member, died 2005.

Vale Jack Cannon, Gobemouche Legend, died 2007.


Shock, horror - new team takes over Gobemouche in 2008

After 20 years as Royal and Ancient Executive Minutes Secretary Flog stepped down from the post at the 30th anniversary tournament at Mirboo North on November 9.

After meeting with the Gobe brains trust well into the morning of November 8 it was agreed that management of the Group should revert to those still working at HWT where the Group had its origins in 1978. This should also ensure continuation of the Gobe in the face of the ageing of the membership and the need to consider attracting new members.

President Whitey also stood down.

Sod takes over as Tournament Director while Kneb will assist as ceremonial President.

They will take charge immediately and Sod has begun work planning the next Gobemouche tournament.

Both have been guaranteed the support of existing members.


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Tournament reports


Organised Mini Gobemouches ceased after the 2007 event and left to ad hoc arrangements during the year. Barnbougle in Tasmania is on the agenda for the first half of 2009. Anyone interested in taking part (probably a mid-week excursion) can contact Flog or BB (who probably will be in Australia at that time!).


30th anniversary Masters at Mirboo North, 2008

We welcomed two Gobemouche Legends to our 30th anniversary tournament on November 7-9 ... TV (all the way from Queensland) and Sav-ho (all the way from Glen Waverley). Mudrake also was on hand to entertain the troops at lunch and his flash-in-the-pan bird trick had to be seen to be believed. No animals or children were hurt in the performance.

Ten members took advantage of a therapeutic massage after the first round - a sign of the ageing process no doubt.

That meant 14 players contested the two rounds of the 2008 championship.

Rain was of nuisance value on Friday and Saturday but Sunday was a near-perfect day.

RESULTS

Friday pairs: The Rock (all the way from Sydney) and PVH 58 points, Big Phela and Whitey 42, Flog and Bookie 40, Drum and Botch DNF.

Masters singles: What a hotly contested event this was. Kneb fired in 36 points on Day 1 after his usual Friday night preparation to lead from Drum by one point and Right Bloke another 3 points back.

The Bookie faced a complete wipeout if Kneb went on with the job. But whetever possessed Kneb to deviate from his normal second round preparation on Saturday night remains unclear. Obviously jugs of water are not his go and he collapsed spectacularly on Sunday to card just 24 points for the day. The rot started early in the round and Ziggy loomed briefly as a threat but couldn't maitain his pace for the second nine.

All this left Right Bloke and Drum to fight it out.

The result went right down to the wire - Right Bloke getting up with a pressure putt on the last hole. He finished with a two-day total of 67, one clear of the Drum.

Sod won the Sunday Best trophy with a fine 37 points.

Pairs: The pairs event in conjunction was as usual hotly contested. Drum and Ziggy led after the first day with 64 points from Flog and Right Bloke on 61. A great contest loomed on Sunday - With Drum and Right Bloke expected to maintain their form, Flog needed to overhaul Ziggy but found the going too tough.p> Drum and Ziggy posted 127 points, five clear of Flog and Right Bloke. Rock took them in the Calcutta and sub-let some of his outlay to them - so all were well pleased with the result.

Full scores:

Singles: Right Bloke (hcp 11) 67, Drum (13) 66, Sod (12) 63, Ziggy (25) 61, Kneb (21) 60, PVH (20) 59, Big Phela (10) 58, Flog (27) 55, Lockerbie (36) 51, Echo (23) 48, Bookie (22) 45, Botch (27) 43, Whitey (36) 41, and Rock (25) 37.

Pairs: Drum and Ziggy 127, Right Bloke and Flog 122, PVH and Echo 107, Kneb and Botch 103, Sod and Rock 100, Big Phela and Whitey 99, Bookie and Lockerbie 96.

The Hollow Legs award went to Echo for the unpardonable sin of forgetting to bring the jacket. There were some serious contenders otherwise and they were lucky to escape. That means you, Drum.

Thanks must go to Stan at Mirboo North for his efforts in looking after us.


Gobemouche Masters, 2007, Mirboo North

A dozen players contested the 2007 event with Echo trying to defend his 2006 singles title.

The singles championship was tight in the finish with Big Phela taking a two shot lead over Sod into the last day. But Drum wasn't to be denied and a top score for the day of 38 points took him into the joint lead where he defeated Big Phela on a countback.

The Pairs also was a hotly contested event. BB and Ziggy led after the first day but were run down by Kneb and Flog who won by a point from Sod and Lockerbie.

Scores:

Singles - Drum 68, Big Phela 68, Sod 59, Ziggy 57, Kneb 56, Flog 53, BB 50, Lockerbie 49, Silver Tongue 41, Botch 39, Il Presidente 36, Echo 35.

Pairs - Kneb and Flog 109, Sod and Lockerbie 108, BB and Ziggy, and Drum and Botch 107, Big Phela and Echo 103, Silver Tongue and Il Presidente 77.

Vterans: Big Phela, 68 pts.

Friday Pairs: Silver Tongue and Ziggy - 78 points.

Inter-course champion (Shep and Mirboo North) - Drum 69 points.

Gobemouche Goblet (Sunday best): Drum 38 pts.

Saturday best: Big Phela 68 pts.

Mini Gobemouche, Shepparton, 2007

We welcomed new member Ziggy.

Singles winner: Drum (12) 56 points; Lockers (30) and Bookie (21) both 54; Flog (26) and BB (14) both 52; Ziggy (24) 46 and Whitey (33) 39. First round of inter-course championship: Flog 33, Drum 31, Lockers 30, Bookie 29, BB 26, Ziggy 26, Whitey 21. Second round will be the best one-round score at Mirboo North in November. This score will be added to the Shepparton scores.


Gobemouche Masters 2006 at Mirboo North

The Gobemouchers ventured away from Shepparton for the first time, going east to Mirboo North in Gippsland. We found it most welcoming, even though the hilly course may have had an adverse effect on our life expectancy.

Drum and Bookie's navigational skills in the dark were a highlight of the social scene, after a night at the brewery of course.

As for the golf, Echo turned in a remarkable performance to show a clean pair of heels.

Champion: Echo with 66 points over the two days. Runner up: Bookie, 60 poibnts.

Pairs champions: Echo and Feelin Groovy with 123 points from Bookie and Drum 114.

First day winner: Feelin Groovy, 36 points; Sunday best, Echo with 36 points.

Inter-course champion (Shepparton and Mirboo North: Drum with 67 points.

Veterans: Feelin Groovy, 57 points.

Friday winners: All Gone and Bookie, 40 points.

Singles rundown: Echo (32) 66 points; Bookie (20) 60; Feeling Groovy (12), BB (15), Drum (12), Sod (10) all 57 points; Botch (27) 54; Kneb (19) 50; Flog (27) 49; Whitey (38) 48; All Gone (18) 43; TeeVee (40) 37.

Pairs rundown: Echo and Feelin Groovy 123; Bookie and Drum 114; Botch and Sod 111; Whitey and BB 105; Flog and Kneb 99; Tee Vee and All Gone 80.

Competition scrutineers: Sav-ho and Bluey.


Mini Gobemouche 2006: April 22-23 at Shepparton

A field of elite golfers contested the Mini.

The three-man ambrose at Tatura on the Friday was won by Echo, Whitey and the Bookie.

Singles: The Right Bloke posted a two-stroke lead over Drum in the first round. He had 34, Drum 32, Bookie 29, Flog 28, BB 26, Echo 23, Lockerbie 18, and Spin Doctor Whitey 16.

That set things up for an interesting final day. Drum and Right Bloke fought it out but while they were going at it out in front the Spin Doctor turned on the biggest form reversal seen in many years.

Drum, despite a rum drinking championship performance the previous night held together over the 16th, 17th and 18th to post 37 points for a total of 69, two clear of the Right Bloke whose second-day 34 gave him 67.

But all was not lost for the Right Bloke. The Spin Doctor's outstanding second day effort of 32 points gave him and the Right Bloke a comfortable win in the pairs.

Final scores: Drum 69, Right Bloke 67, BB 53, Spin Doctor and Flog 48, Bookie 47, Lockerbie 42 and Echo 40.

Pairs: Right Bloke and Spin Doctor 115, Drum and Echo 109; BB and Flog 101, and Bookie and Lockerbie 89.

Non playing captain Bluey was BOG, having spent most of the weekend very close to it.


Gobemouche Masters 2005

Fifteen players contested the 2005 Masters. And we welcomed Legends Terry Vine and Ken Savage as well as Mudrake who demonstrated yet again that comedy comes in many guises. We also thank Say it Phonetically for arranging the shirts with Austral Credit Union - and we thank them for their support.

It was an action packed weekend, one we'll remember for some time. The Bookie will be one of those with mixed emotions but undoubtedly he will hit back. Our efforts at cracking the Lotto millions also came to nought.

Results

CANADIAN FOURSOMES, Hilltop on Friday, November 4: Lockerbie and All Gone 69.5 were the winners from Drum and The Botch on 72.5; Flog and Feelin Groovy 74.5; Sod and Say it Phonetically 77.5; Too Hard Basket and Rolling Stone 77.5; and Spin Doctor and Bookie 81.

MYSTERY 18 HOLES: Sod won with 34 points.

PUTTING COMPETITION: The Drum with 8 points from Feelin Groovy on 7.

MASTERS PAIRS: Some interesting pairings but in the end the winners won well. Say it Phonetically and Sod posted 117 points, followed by Rolling Stone and Right Bloke on 111; Lockerbie and the Bookie on 107; Flog and All Gone 97; Spin Doctor and Drum 96; Botch and Feelin' Groovy 95; and Smokin' Joe and Too Hard Basket 79; Right Bloke and Ex Il Presidente DNF.

THE SINGLES: What a topsy-turvey tournament this turned out to be. Sod was heavily backed but after the first day trailled Drum by 5 points.Also well in the picture were the Bookie with 30 and the Right Bloke with 29.

The rest, though not out of it, had plenty to do on the second day. The top four from day one were put in the last grouping and what a grandstand finish they gave the rest of us.

Sod and Right Bloke were even as they hit off on the last hole. The Bookie and Drum had already developed a speed wobble by then, although the lead changed regularly around the course. But the last hole proved the difference - Sod had a shot and the Right Bloke put himself under enormous pressure by dumping his approach in the right-hand bunker beside the 18th. That was his undoing - bunker to bunker to bunker and Sod was the winner - his first Masters success since 1991.

SCORES: Sod (11) 64 points; Right Bloke (9) 62; Bookie (18) 60; Drum (11) 58; Say it Phonetically (20)51; All Gone (17) and Rolling Stone (24) 49; Flog (25) and The Botch (24) 48; Lockerbie (34) and Feelin Groovy (13) 47; Too Hard Basket (17) 42; Spin Doctor (34) 38; Smokin Joe (34) 37; Ex Il Presidente (31) 17.

THE JACKET: The Gobemouche was pleased to recognise Too Hard Basket's golf ettiquette in remembering to rake the bunker after his excursion into it on the 18th and he'll hold the Jacket for the next year.

Mini Gobemouche 2005 report

An elite field of golfers contested the Mini Gobemouche at Shepparton on March 23-24. Scores were suprisingly low considering the ideal conditions - 27 degrees and fine and clear all weekend.

Too Hard Basket set the early pace with 27 points on Saturday to lead by 3 from Bookie and Botch. The pairs event was set up nicely with Spin Doctor and Bookie and Too Hard Basket and Lockerbie both posting 47 points going into the second day.

There were a few moves in the field on Sunday but Too Hard Basket managed to match them and hold on for his first tournament win in several years. He and Lockerbie cleaned up in the pairs, too.

All Gone starred on the nearest-the-pins, winning four of them over two days. Flog managed three longest drives.

There were a number of highlights off the course - Flog's Golf Rage on Saturday night; Nige's account of being misquoted in the media, Echo and All Gone being locked out of their room all night Friday etc.

Final scores singles: BB (17) 27 and 31 for 58 points; Bookie (18) 24 and 31 for 55; Flog (24) 22 and 31 for 53; Botch (25) 24 and 24 for 49; Lockerbie (32) 20 and 25 for 45; All Gone (17) 21 and 23 for 44; Whitey (36) 23 and 21 for 44; and Echo (27) 16 and 14 for 30.

Pairs: BB and Lockerbie 103; Whitey and Bookie 99; Botch and All Gone 93; Echo and Flog 83.


Masters 2004 report

A field of elite athletes assembled at Hilltop, Tatura, on Friday afternoon, November 5. The Gobemouche Canadian Foursomes Championships was held under menacing skies but all escaped the downpours that soaked the Goulburn Valley through the weekend.

Winners on 67 were Echo and the Right Bloke. The Right Bloke's early form should have tipped us off to what was to come on the Sunday, but more of that later.

It was a tight finish in the foursomes with Feelin' Groovy and the Rollin Rock only half a shot away in second place.p> Saturday saw the elite squad of 19 - including new member Chairman Gene - plus two retired members ensconsed at Shepparton.

Feelin'Groovy set the early pace. His first round 34 points made him the player to catch - he held a 3-shot lead over the sleeper in the field, PVH.

What was to come on Sunday was nothing short of sensational. The Right Bloke proved you can't believe all you hear (particularly from him) and rose up out of the pack with a magnificent 41 points after only 29 on Saturday. Off a handicap of 11 his 78 strokes nett shot him clear of the pack with a two-round total of 70 stableford points, one of the few times a player has scored 70 points in 26 years of the tournament.

PVH fell just two shots short after his excellent second round score of 37 points.

Singles rundown: Right Bloke 70, PVH 68, Say it Phonetically 66, Feelin' Groovy 65,Drum 65, BB 63, Bookie 57, Flog 56, Sod 56, Little Drop 51, Silver Tongue 51, Chairman Gene 51, The Botch 50, All Gone 40, Echo 36, Lockerbie 36, Spin Doctor 34, Rolling Rock 34, Il Presidente 18.

As always the pairs was full of interest early> After the first day two teams were neck and neck - The Drum and Say it Phonetically led by 2 from Feelin' Groovy and the Botch. But the leaders shot clear on the second day to finish with 131 points, well clear of Feelin' Groovy and the Botch on 115, just one clear of BB and Chairman Gene. Then came: Bookie and Little Drop on 108, Right Bloke and Echo 106, PVH and Spin Doctor on 102, All Gone and Flog 96, Sod and Lockerbie 92 and Silver Tongue and Rolling Rock 85.

As usual the Hollow Legs award was hotly contested. The Drum narrowly avoided having to wear the jacket in perpetuity, for having forgotten to bring it. But the worthy winner was Silver Tongue.


Mini Gobemouche 2004

It was cold enough to freeze the balls off the 10th green but we persevered. A field of 9 contested the 1004 Mini Gobemouche over the Anzac weekend.

The Drun proved too good, setting up his win with 37 in the cold on Saturday. He had a bit of a speed wobbe on Sunday but he wasn't alone so his 31 was good enough for a 68 total, 11 clear of the Bookie and 14 clear of Flog.

Full singles rundown: Drum 68, Bookie 57, Flog 54, Botch 53, BB 51, Lockerbie 50, All Gone 42, Echo 33 and Whitey 30.

The Botch and Drum seemed to have set up an unassailable lead in the pairs on Saturday when they were 23 points clear of the next best. But Botch figured in one of the biggest second-day collapses we have seen, going from 35 points to 18. Nevertheless, no one else came good and they held on to take the pairs by 20 points.

Pairs rundown: Botch and Drum 121, BB and Lockerbie 101, Drum and Whitey 98, All Gone and Flog 96, and Bookie and Echo 90.

The three-man ambrose at Tatura on a rainy and dark Friday went narrowly to the latecomers who played both their rounds in the afternoon and finished in the dark: Drum, Bookie and Whitey.


The Masters Jubilee 2003

The foundation Gobemouche members at Shepparton with the Silver Jubilee birthday cake provided by the Golf Club - BB, Ron the Con, PVH, Bookie, TV and Echo.

The Silver Jubilee of the Gobemouche held at Shepparton on November 14-16 attracted 26 present and former Gobemouchers.

The Gobemouchers welcomed Il Presidente (retired) into the ranks of Gobemouche Legends, joining Sav-ho.

Twenty-three players took part and welcomed Il Presidente (retired), Sav-ho (retired) and Bluey (retired) as spectators. They came from near and far – three came from Queensland (one driving from Airlie Beach) one from Sydney and the rest from various parts of Victoria.

The official start was lunch on Friday, including presentation of the Show Bags. Then it was on to the course for the Jubilee Ambrose. Winners, on 58 5/8 points were The Right Bloke, Rolling Stone, Botch and Lockerbie, from Sod, The News, PVH and Little Drop (55 4/8).

Friday night brought the official Jubilee barbecue on the lawns of the motel. Master chefs Echo and All Gone were presented with their official uniforms. The Right Bloke was also presented with a mounted card recognising the best ever round at the Gobemouche, 73 off the stick for 47 points in the first round of the 2002 Masters.

The usual festivities followed with The Botch and Feelin Groovy emerging as pre-post favourite in the pairs.

The first round of the championship began in fine conditions on Saturday morning. A large number of players managed scores in the 30s, with Ron the Con and PVH (in a welcome return to form) sharing overnight-leader honours on 36 points.

All Gone turned in his best Shepparton round with 34, with Feelin Groovy, Right Bloke and Flog on 33. Then on 32 we saw How Now and the drum and Silver Tongue, Sod and Spin Doctor all on 30. A close battle seemed assured in the second round.

The pairs, too, loomed as titanic contest. Flog and Right Bloke led after the first day 66 points, just 3 clear of Big Foot and All Gone. The heavily favoured Botch and PVH were on 56, in equal fourth place.

Saturday lunch saw the cutting of the Jubilee cake. The putting competition for the Golden Axminster was held in the heat on Saturday afternoon. The Bookie proved an astute judge and took the prize in a putt-off with Lockerbie and Spin Doctor.

Saturday afternoon also saw the Gobemouche sponsor prizes for the Shepparton Golf Club’s President v Captain’s Trophy and some memorable speeches by all parties, including our own President, Bookie.

Then it was down to Spaghetti Hollow (Legs) for the Jubilee dinner and a taste of the Gobemouche Shiraz Cabernet, an excellent dinner and a look at the Wallabies trouncing the All Blacks, much to the chagrin of a couple of our number who were of NZ heritage.

Back to the track on Sunday and the weather looked like it might be a factor. We went from bright sunshine and 34 degrees to cloud and wind and 20-something degrees.

Ron the Con (a foundation member making his first appearance for 25 years) showed Saturday was no fluke and posted 39 points on Sunday to run away with the major prizes – a trip (including golf) to Laguna Whitsundays and the signed Bradman print. His total of 75 points was one of the highest winning scores at a Gobemouche (something in the high 60s usually is good enough).

Ron the Con also got under the guard of the assessor but not a couple of pundits. Someone must have known something.

Flog’s 37 points on Sunday was good enough to snare second place for a total of 70 points.

The A grade winner on a countback was PVH with 66 and B Grade winner was Iron Mike on 61 points.

The Right Bloke thought is 26 points on Saturday might not have been good enough to help win the pairs (well, it was 21 points less than his record round last year) but Flog’s 37 gave the pair a total of 129 to hold off The Botch and Feelin Groovy on 123.

Ron the Con cleaned up by also winning the Sunday Best Prize and PVH took the Saturday Best on a countback.

The Never there Trophy was won by The News.

Full singles scores: Ron the Con 75, Flog 70, PVH and Feelin Groovy 66, The Drum 63, How Now 61, All Gone 60, Big Foot, Right Bloke and Sod 59, Bookie and the Botch 57, Silver Tongue 55, Kneb 52, Spin Doctor 49, Little Drop and Echo 47, Lockerbie 42, Macca 40, Rolling Stone 38, BB 37, Dapper 33 and The News 24.


Mini Gobemouche 2003

April 25-27

Ten players contested the 2003 Mini. On the Sunday they experienced conditions not previously seen at Shepparton – rain all day. The rain established one clear fact – The Drum isn’t a wet tracker. He held a commanding lead over All Gone after Saturday’s play – 34 points to 29. It was All Gone’s best morning round at Shepparton, but he couldn’t go on with it on Sunday even when the Drum faltered. But Drum did enough for a further 24 points to stave off a solid finish by Flog and the Bookie to take the title.

Drum’s performance on Saturday confirmed once again that you can be wet on the inside and still play well but it’s a different matter when you are wet on the outside. Needless to say the carry-over Hollow Legs points for the Masters will have a story to tell.

Drum finished with 58 points from Flog (56) and the Bookie (54).

Only nine players faced the starter in the rain on Sunday and play began half an hour late. After nine holes, three more players felt they were out of the contest and didn’t need a soaking.

By this stage the competition in the pairs had hotted up so the six players still in with a crack at the “pot” set off into the soaking rain accompanied by a lame stray dog. The dog played no small part in proceedings – treading Flog’s ball into the wet sand of a bunker on the 17th, nudging the Bookie’s ball away from Whitey’s on the 17th green to give Whitey the nearest-the-pin and causing an incident with Drum on the same hole that raised questions about who might have bitten whom.

With 9 holes to go, Drum and White led the pairs narrowly from Flog and the Bookie and Lockerbie and All Gone. The 10th hole turned that around with F and B taking the lead and increasing it for the rest of the round to win by 15 points.

Full results:

Singles: Drum 58, Flog 56, Bookie 54, All Gone 51, Lockerbie 41, Whitey 34. The rest of the field completed only one round: BB 27, Botch 25, Big Foot 22, Eck 10.

Pairs: Bookie and Flog 110, Drum and Whitey 95, All Gone and Lockerbie 92.

And there were some great carry-over Hollow Legs points, too, weren't there Drum?


Masters 2002

A small but elite field contested the Masters on November 23-24.

Proceedings were complicated because of the fact that the joint jacket holders had to return to Melbourne on Saturday afternoon for other functions. One’s own significant birthday is only just an excuse for such conduct. The other had to join two other Gobemouchers (Rock and Feelin Groovy) at a Golf Writers awards night where they collected major trophies.

We managed to accommodate Silver Tongue in the pairs only by allowing him to play his first round at Tatura where he recorded a respectable 39 points.

But the highlight was the Right Bloke who, playing of 12, turned in a one-over-the card 73 off the stick at Shepparton on Saturday for a massive 47 points. He would have won the Shepp Club’s comp by three points.

As it was he finished fifth the in the Gobemouche singles, four people failing to match him in their two-round totals.

But the tournament winner was the Bookie – four wins in a row. He turned in 70 points to hold off the Botch on 68, Lockerbie on 63, BB on 55, Josep on 49, the Right Bloke on 47, Flog on 45, Echo on 43, All Gone on 41 and Spin Doctor on 40. Silver Tongue’s one round at Shepparton returned 25 points.

It was a pleasure to welcome back Echo to competition and to see Gobemouche Living Legend Sav-ho present on Friday and Saturday.

Botch and Lockerbie won the pairs with 131 from Bookie and Echo on 113, Silvertongue and Josep on 103, BB and Spin Doctor on 96 and All Gone and Flog on 86.

The worthy winner of the Hollow Legs jacket was Spin Doctor who managed to leave his buggy behind twice at Tatura, put in a blank card and pay for his purchase in the Calcutta from the Botch’s wallet.


Mini Gobemouche 2002

We welcomed two new members this trip – How Now and Homf. Both showed enough to indicate they’ll be a force in many aspects of Gobemouche life, but particularly in the Hollow Legs division.

The Bookie won the singles with 61 to set up the chance of a picket fence in his formline. He just held of Little Drop and the Botch who both had 60, Flog with 59, BB with 53, How Now with 52, Lockerbie with 49, All Gone with 44 and Spin Doctor with 40. Homf returned a DNF and will be subject to a fitness test before being allowed to resume.

The pairs: Lockerbie and Flog 108; How Now and BB 105, Little Drop and All Gone 104; Spin Doctor and the Bookie 101.


Masters 2001

Regrettably the golf was somewhat overshadowed by off-course events and the extraordinary spectacle of the president calling an unprecedented meeting of the Ethics and Morals Committee.

The least said about that the better.

Suffice it to say the two people involved were most contrite and were jointly awarded the Gobemouche jacket.

Fortunately Kneb, who had previously been awarded the original jacket on perpetuity was on hand to lend his jacket to Old Silver Tongue for the year.

The Right Bloke cut a striking figure in the brand new jacket.

We did manage some golf.

The singles winner was El Presidente (aka The Bookie) with a total of 72 points. The Right Bloke came second (evidence that was withheld from the E and M committee’s deliberations) with 66 points and Sod was third with 65.

The final rundown was: Bookie 72, Right Bloke 66, Sod 65, Little Drop 64, Feelin Groovy 62, Kneb, Lockerbie and Silver Tongue 61, Botch and Drum 59, The Rock and BB 55; Jackson 52, Flog 51, Spin Doctor and Josep 47, and All Gone 45.

Pairs: Bookie and Feelin Groovy 134; Little Drop and Sod 128, Lockerbie and Silver Tongue 122, Jackson and Right Bloke 118, Flog and Kneb 111, Rock and BB 104, Botch and All Gone 104, Spin Doctor and Drum 104, Josep and All Gone 92.


Mini Gobemouche 2001

At last the story can be told. Flog came within a putt of being the first Gobemoucher to win back-to-back titles.

Flog led the bookie by a point 41-40 after the first day and the Bookie squared the ledger on the second day with 31 to Flog's 30 to snare the title on a countback.

The bookie was in two minds about his win - most of the punters had backed him and a win to Flog would have been almost a skinner as only BB backed him (after the first round)

Because of the early departure of Big Foot (the golfer formerly known as Big Fella Flog had to share partners in the pairs. He and Big Foot led after the first round and Lockers joined him for the second to snare the prize.

The singles result: Bookie and Flog 71, the Drum 67, The Botch 56, BB 54, Jackson 50, Lockers 42, Fair Joe 37, Whitey 36, Big Foot 24.

In a new event a calcutta was conducted on the Golden Slipper. The Botch, even though asleep for most of the event, bought the first and third horses and cleaned up.


The Gobemouche Masters 2000

Tatura, November 18 and Shepparton, November 19

Don't let the expression fool you … this is the look of a champion.

Yes, the Gobemouche Masters champion of 2000 is The Drum. He set things up beautifully at Tatura in the first round.

While the other contenders fired up at practice with 21, 22 and 24 points for nine holes, then flopped when the chips were down, Drum waited patiently to post 38 points in the muggy conditions.

The Right Bloke turned in a 36 to keep him honest but with the final round to be played at Shepparton the next day in even sticker conditions The Drum had a handy lead.

The Botch with 31 and Kneb with 30 were in the picture but giving Drum such a start would prove a test.

The Pairs was close. The Botch drew Kneb and they led after the first day from just a point from Drum and Flog - 61 to 60.

We moved to Shepparton on Sunday. Drum reckoned 34 points would do him. He returned 33 and it was enough as The Right Bloke's challenge wilted in a 31.

There were some better scores from the earlier fancies on Sunday but punters were left to ponder what might have been.

Sod led the way on Sunday with 34 and Flog turned in 32 to put the pressure on The Botch in the pairs. He fell away with 24 and the pairs went to Drum and Flog. They finished with 125 points, 9 clear.

Singles scores : Drum 71, The Right Bloke 67, Kneb 61, Sod 59, Nicho 58, The Rock 56, The Botch 55, Flog 54, BB 48, Lockerbie 48, Jackson 48, Big Foot 47, Bookie 45, All Gone 38, TV 25, Whitey 22.

Pairs: Drum and Flog 125, Botch and Kneb 116, Lockerbie and Sod 107, Nicho and BB 106, BF and The Rock 103, Whitey and The Right Bloke 89, Jackson and All Gone 86 and TV and the Bookie 72.

The really big news

We paraded a brand new jacket for the Hollow Legs champion.

The old one looked so good on Kneb after past efforts we decided to let him keep it.

And you'll never guess who turned on his finest performance to be the first acclaimed winner of the new jacket - The Botch!

Forgetting to bring the perpetual pairs trophy - forgetting he even had it after getting it engraved - sealed it.

Breaking up the Saturday afternoon relaxation by losing his mobile phone and having to ring it from his hotel room (it was on the table just outside his door) and hitting himself in the head with his club as he took from his bag were just a couple of the things that contributed.

Well, I thought the new Gobe shirts looked a treat . Clint said we looked like the Beagle Boys!


minigobe

MINI GOBEMOUCHE 2000

Out of the fog emerged …….. Flog!

After almost 20 years of drought Flog led all the way at the first Mini of the millenium to get his name on a singles trophy for the first time.

He'd almost been there before, leading at the end of the first day, but given his susceptibility to nobbling there was much speculation about how he would stand up to the pressure on the second day.

On the Saturday he posted 99 strokes of the stick on a CCR of 74 for 37 stableford points - and only one par on the card.

The cynics thought the heavy fog that settled over the course on Saturday morning might have had something to do with his score. But he finished the day six shots clear of Completely Gone's 31. That was a personal best at Shepparton for Completely Gone (the golfer formerly known as All Gone).

Sunday morning dawned fine and clear and it was a nervous Flog who set out to keep the pack at bay. Saturday had already taken its toll though with the Big Bloke succumbing to a crook back and not taking his place in the field on Sunday.

Flog wobbled early - four points from the first four holes (including two wipes) opened the door.

But a fighting par on the eighth for 4 points kept him alive and in scenes that could only be described as Floggish he attacked the back nine with gusto, bravado and a heap of luck - urged on of course by the Bookie and The Rock.

A string of three pointers through holes 12 to 16 (a total of four pars and four wipes for the round) saw him post a second day total of 34, four points clear of the Bookie and Drum, for an overall tournament total of 71, 14 clear of the Botch and Drum.

The Pairs was controversial off the course, Flog and the Botch streaking to a two round total of 128, 29 clear of the Rock and Completely Gone (the golfer formerly known as All Gone).

Flog and the Botch didn't buy themselves at the Calcutta with Holywood George (the entrepreneur formerly known as The Rock) claiming them in a Packer style raid on the Mini field.

Several deals were attempted but none stuck so Flog and the Botch had to be content with the glory and the trophies.


Final scores:

Singles: Flog 71, The Botch and Drum 57, The Bookie and the Rock 50, Completely Gone (the golfer formerly known as All Gone) 49, Lockerbie 44, Too Hard Basket 42, Whitey 31, Big Fella 16 (DNF).

Pairs: Botch and Flog 128, The Rock and Completely Gone (the golfer formerly known as All Gone) 99, Too Hard Basket and the Bookie 92, Lockerbie and Whitey 75, Drum and Big Fella 73.

The Dash for Cash triples at Tatura on the Friday (3bbb stableford) was won by The Rock, Too Hard Basket and Flog.

A special mention must be made of our new Gobemoucher, Whitey. A left-hander who has not been in the game long he shows promise and is a welcome addition. He also proved himself an able procurer of grape juice and we are grateful to him for that.


Gobemouche Masters 1999

The last Gobemouche this century, the Gobemouche Masters of 1999 was held at Shepparton on November 5, 6 and 7:

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You just can't keep a good Hollow Legs down. Kneb, the tearaway winner of the Hollow Legs last year who backed up to win the golf as well again set the pace this year. He was one of three leaders on 36 points atthe end of the first day. But drawn to play with his co-leaders, the Drum and the Right Bloke, he was always going to be under pressure in the second round.

And what a finish the trio put in! It went right down to the wire with a monster put on the last holding the key. Drum and the Right Bloke tied with the title going to the Right Bloke on a countabck.

Thus we salute the Right Bloke, 1999 Masters champion with 65 points on a countback from Drum.

Kneb weakened out of it on the second day after a sterling performance at Spaghetti Hollow Legs on Saturday night which saw him awarded the jacket in perpetuity.

The rest of the scores were: Nicho and Sod on 63 points, Big Phela on 61, Kneb on 60, the Botch on 55, Bookie on 54, BB, Jackson and Flog on 50, Lockers on 46, the bus-travelling TV on 42 and suprise, surprise, All Gone on 33.

The pairs as usual was a close affair. Final scores: The Both and Drum 120 points, Flog and Nicho 113, The Right Bloke and Lockers 111, Kneb and Jackson 110, TV and Sod 105, the Bookie and BB 104, Big Pehla and All Gone 94.

Other winners: Longest drives - Kneb and Big Phela on day one, Big Phela and Flog on day two; nearest the pins, Allgone, Right Bloke, Kneb and Big Pehla on day one, and Drum, BB and the Bookie twice on day two.

The Gobemouche Goblet for the best round of the tournament went to the Right Bloke ona countback.

The Ron the Con Never There Trophy went to All Gone.


MINI GOBEMOUCHE 1999

The bookie led all the way to win from the Drum and Flog.

GOBEMOUCHE MASTERS 1998 - 20TH YEAR

The Gobemouche golfers celebrated their 20th anniversary year at Shepparton over November 6,7 and 8 in fine style.

And what a triumph it was for our beloved Kneb. He won the tournament after setting up a big lead on the Saturday, writing himself off on Saturday night and summoning all his resilience to hold on on Sunday.

His efforts on Saturday night were nothing short of spectacular, and he was a clear winner of the Green Jacket as Hollow Legs performer of the year. And from that day forward the restaurant in Shepparton is to be known as Spaghetti Hollow Legs.

Never have we seen such a keenly contested Hollow Legs award.

First there was the Botch's admission that he had actually lost the insignia off the trophy and drove all the way to Shepparton and back to get a new one.

And who will forget the dancing ducks, Fester and Sod? Fester's fancy footwork with his luggage and bursting into the wrong room to reclaim his belongings (and getting locked out by Kneb) was a fine attempt on the Jacket. Sod's effort in losing his wallet for the best part of two days then finding it untouched in the garden had us all wondering - and the events of that Friday night remain a mystery as far as he is concerned.

Dapper Jack put in a bid that would have no doubt earnt him the Jacket in an ordinary year. But this was no ordinary year, though.

Dapper, trying to get an outside line from his motel room, was sure that dialling 0 was the way it was done. Once, twice and finally three times he bashed the 0 button - no outside line ... until on the final bash a voice inquired ... "which emergency service do you require." Such is life for the Gobemouchers.

There were many other memorable efforts, too - The Rock sending his lunch back on Saturday and bursting into BB's room demanding someone help him fix his TV so he could watch the races, BB for playing Mr Antenna, and Drum for a club throwing incident at Tatura, etc etc.

But it all paled into insignificance against Kneb's effort.

His liking of a beer is perhaps not well known in the Gobemouche community. But give him more than one and that's a different story.

He disrupted his own citizenship ceremony, the Gobemouche anniversary dinner and the other patrons in the restaurant all in the space of three hours.

Being led from the restaurant by BB calling out "blind man, blind man" would have spirited him away relatively unnoticed but for Kneb's attempt to be convincing by following BB's lead, calling out Blxxnnnmmm MMMnnnnnn, Blxxnnnmmm MMMnnnnnn.

The scene after he made it out of the restaurant defies description in a public forum. But the sight caught by Flog in the headlights of the bus was unpleasant, to say the least. To top it off, Kneb lost his glasses and had BB rummaging through the debris trying to find them, without luck.

And in a remarkable effort to gain a head start on the field for next year, Kneb reported on the Monday afterwards that his glasses had reappeared, clunking around in the washing machine at home on Monday morning.

It is likely to be many years before the memories of Spaghetti Hollow Legs 1998 fade.

THE GOLF:

November 6, Tatura, Gobemouche Ambrose: Sod, Dapper Jack, Kneb and Rock, 60 and five eighths first; BB, Botch, Silver Tongue and Drum, 61 and three eighths, second.

November 7, Shepparton, Masters Singles, first round: Kneb 37 pts, Bookie, The Rock and Mick 34, BB, PVH 33, Botch and Sod 31, Nicko 30, Flog and Dapper Jack 27, Lockerbie 26, All Gone, Big Fella, Good Evans and Drum 25, Feelers, Fester, Silver Tongue 24 and Il Presidente 19.

November 8, Shepparton, Masters Singles, second round: Dapper Jack 32, Flog and Kneb 31, Feelers and Sod 30, Fester 29, PVH 28, BB 27, Botch and Nicko 26, Drum and Il Presidente 25, The Rock and Bookie 24, Good Evans 22, Lockerbie 21, Mick 20, Big Fella, All Gone and Silver Tongue 19.

Overall singles results: Kneb, 68 points, Sod 62, PVH 61, BB 60, Dapper Jack 59, Flog, The Rock and Bookie 58, The Botch 57, Nicko 56, Mick and Feelers 54, Fester 53, Drum 50, Lockerbie and Good Evans 47, Il Presidente, All Gone and Big Fella 44, Silver Tongue 43.

Overall pairs result: Kneb and Bookie 126 points, Dapper Jack and PVH 120, The Botch and Sod 118, Nicko and BB 116, The Rock and All Gone 102, Lockerbie and Feelers, Flog and Silver Tongue, Good Evans and Mick 101, Fester and Drum 93, Il Presidente and Big Fella 88.

The 1998 Mini Gobemouche was held at Shepparton on April 4 and 5 and what drama there was. Flog turned in 32 points on the Saturday, a noble effort from the back tees and pin placements set to test the monthly medal and pennant players. Unfortunately Flog appeared to be overcome with his success at the RSL on the Saturday night and collapsed on Sunday. He was caught and passed by BB and the Botch who finished on 54 and 53 respectively with the Bookie finishing equal third with Flog on 52 after making up 11 shots on the Sunday.


GOBEMOUCHE MASTERS CHAMPIONSHIP 1997:

A a backmarker has proved that lack of frequency in playing golf is not necessarily a hindrance. Lockerbie posted two rounds of 34 for a tournament total 68 to score by a shot from the Right Bloke (aka Marcus). The scores, handicaps in brackets: Lockerbie (40) 68, Right Bloke (13) 67, Sod (14) 64, Il Presidente (32) 61 after being overnight leader, Bookie (22) 59, Bluey (40) 57, Rabbie (40) 55, BB (14) and Dapper Jack (32) 54, Nicko (defending champion, 32) 52, Kneb (hero of Montuna, 18) 51, The Rock (sans ferret, 25) 49, Drum (tearaway winner of the Mini, 17) and Flog (27) 48, The Botch (24) 47, All Gone (15), 34.

Other results

In the pairs, Sod and Lockerbie on 132 were first, from the Right Bloke and Nicko on 119, Bookie and Bluey on 116, Drum and Il Presidente and BB and Rabbie on 109, Kneb and Flog on 99, The Botch and the Rock on 96 and All Gone and Jackson on 88.

Hollow Legs: What a hotly contested event this was, but his efforts in rooster crows and B and E made the Drum a popular winner.


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