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MY ALL TIME FAVS.!!!!!!
Hey, Not gunna make this to long, i seem to babble to much when i get ta typeing. lol. Anyways, these are some of my favourit quotes or bummper stickers, i hope they are yours too. Also, if you know of any funny 1 liners or quotes , bumper stickers, i have managed not to put on here. E-mail me them and i will be right on it to make sure its on my page, here is my e-mail if you would like it
Smilie_30@hotmail.com
Ok so read away and hope ya like. i do hehe...=0-)
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?.....
Out of my mind. Be back in 5 minutes.....
Bad cop. No doughnut.......
Few woman admit their age, Fewer men act it....
I said no to drugs but they just wouldnt listen....
I am not as think as you drunk I am...
Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot...
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home....
Some people are alive. Only cause its illigal to kill them...
I used to have a handle on life. But it broke...
You'r just jelouse cause the voices talk to me...
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like his passengers...
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?..I think thats how dogs spend their lives...
Cat's Mato:"No matter what you've done wrong always make it so it looks like the dogg did it...
I dont do drugs anymore..Cause i find i get the same affect just by standing up really fast...
Why does Sea World have a seafood resteraunt?..I'm half way through my fishburger and i relize....Oh my god..I could be eating a slow learner...
Who can i blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute....I'll find some one..
I need not to suffer in silence while i can still moan,whimper and complain...
They have a new teenage doll on the market.You wind it up and it resents you for it..
My husband and I are eaither going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether we want to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.....
The face of a child can say it all.....Even the mouth part of the face...
Instead of having "answers" on a math test they should just call them "impressions" and if you've gottin a diffrent "impression" so what, cant we all just get along?..
Just for today,I will not sit in my living room all day and watch TV. Instead i will take the Tv into my bed room...
Teenage boy to mother. "Dont yell at me.I am not your husband!"...
One thing vampire children have to be tought early on is. Dont run with a wooden stake....
If you go flying back in time and you see some one else flying into the future, its probably best if you dont make eye contact.....
Joan Of Arc heard voices too....
When there is a will.I want to be in it!!!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative....
Elvis is dead.And i am not feeling to good myself...
It is as BAD as you think.And they ARE out to get you....
Puritanism:The haunting fear that some one, somewhere might be happy....
Friends help you move.Real friends help you move bodies....
By the time you make ends meet.They move the ends again....
Isn't it a bit un nerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?...
My homework is like a juicy steak....rarely done...
Only adults have difficulty with child proof bottles......
If some one with multiple persanalities threatans to kill himself, is it considerd a hostage situation?..
If some one is has a mid-life crisis while playing hide-n-seek, does he automatically loose cause he cant find himself?.....
Nvere argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance...
When your mom is mad at your dad.Dont let her brush your hair...
If your sister hits you.Dont hit her back, they always catch the second person....
Dont wear pockadot underwear under white shorts...
I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.....
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy...
WANTED:Meaningfull,overnight relationship....
I need some one really bad.....Are you really bad?
To all you virigns. Thanks for nothing!
I'm not a complete idiot, Just some parts are missing...
The more you complain the longer God lets you live.....
At first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.....
HELP wanted Telepathy:You know where to apply...
IRS we've got what it takes to get what you got...
I'm just drivin this way to piss you off!!
Jesus paid for our sins....Now lets get out moneys worth!!
Reality is a crutch for people you cant handle drugs..
Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires...
Keep honking, I am reloading...
Guns dont kill people. Postal workers do...
God must like stupid people.He made so many..
I said no to drugs but they just wouldnt listen....
You kid still may be an honor student but your still and IDIOT!!
Here is a poem, for all of you girls, who want to know what a perfect man is like. Click on this link below. And you shall find out..........
The Perfect Man
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