"Mom's getting that look." - Calvin
"One inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery." - Calvin
"All I'll say is that I sure feel sorry for my tapeworm." - Calvin
"Life is full of surprises but never when you need one." - Calvin
"All that fur must be strictly ornamental." - Calvin
"Be careful or be roadkill" - Calvin
"A good compramise leaves everybody mad." - Calvin
"I wish my bathtub had an agitator." - Calvin
"What??" - Calvin
"I think tigers areactully qualified as liquids." - Calvin
"*%$# Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat!*%$#" - Calvin
"A gass mask, a smoke gernade, and a helicopter... that's all I want." - Calvin
Hobbes Quotes
"The best presents don't come in boxes." - Hobbes
"You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger."- Hobbes
Calvin's Dad's Quotes
I think "Santa" would rather have a cold beer. - Calvin's Dad
"Cyclists have the right to the road too, you noisy polluting inconsideret Maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!" - Calvin's Dad
"I'm going to the office to get some sleep." - Calvin's Dad
Calvin- "It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool."
Calvin- "Hello dad, it's now three in the morning, do you know hwre I am?"
Calvin- "I couldn't read it because my parents forgo to pay the gravity bill."
Hobbes- "If people could put rainbows in zoos they'd do it."
Hobbes- "My this game does teach new words."
Calvin- "Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what."
Calvin- "Booger balls are illegal!"
Calvin- "Childhood is short, maturity is forever."
Hobbes- "Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them."
Calvin- "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
Calvin- "What's it like to fall in love?" Hobbes- "Well... Say the object of your affection walks by... Calvin- "Yeah?" Hobbes- "First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweak perfusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves. Calvin- "That's love?!?" Hobbes- "Medically speaking." Calvin- "Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!"
Calvin- "Everybody I know needs a complete personality overhaul!"
Hobbes- "I'll draw some stars to show pain and human suffering."
Calvin- "Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship."
Calvin- "I hate it when I can't gird my loins with funny animals."
Calvin- "Tigers don't worry about much do they?" Hobbes- "Nope. That's one of the perks of being feral."
Calvin- "I think nighttime is so dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
Calvin- "Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
Calvin- "This clean, wholesome television! Ughhh, it makes me sick."
Calvin- "It's only work if somebody makes you do it."
Calvin- "I've been thinking Hobbes." Hobbes- "On a weekend?" Calvin- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."
Calvin- "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but hey don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." Back To Main Page
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