Jonathan Gandy's

      Favorite Jokes

      What do Snakes study in school?

      ...HISS......tory .... HEE HEE HEE ! ! !

      Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone
      his pearl?

      ...He was shellfish ....HA HA HA !!!

      How do you fix a broken Chimp?

      With a Monkey Wrench ....HO HO HO !!!!

      How did the Skunk call home?

      He used his Smell-Ular Phone .....HO HO HO !!

      Cow Jokes
      How did the farmer transport his cows?

      A MOOOOO...ving van ......HA HA HA !!!

      What happened to the Cow who went for a drive?

      He got a MOOOOO...ving violation

      HO HO HO !!!

      Food Jokes
      What do Elves use to make sandwiches?

      Shortbread .....HEE HEE HEE ! ! !

      Here is my sister's favorite dinner joke.
      What did the Macaroni say to the tomatoe?

      Don't get Saucy with me!! .........HA HA HA !!!

      Who Eats at Underwater Restaurants?

      Scuba Diners .............. HO HO HO !!!!

      More Jokes
      How do BillBoards Talk?

      Sign Language ....HEE HEE HEE ! ! !

      What did the Breeze say to the screen?

      Just Passing Through .....HO HO HO !!!

      The above Jokes are from
      Rainbow Popsicles

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