Since we are coming up on the turn of the century, and the world is a much different place than it was when Clowns were first around, I believe it's time for a change. I believe the term "Clown" is degrading! We are not the same jumpsuit-wearing, three-twist-dog-making, pie-in-the-face clowns that were around in the days of our forefathers! Clowning has evolved! So I demand that we no longer be referred to by the derogatory, insulting name of "Clown"!
We are Colorfully Advantaged Performance Artists, and we demand to be respected!
(Now, let me wipe the pie off of my chin, and I'll get on with the rest of my page!)
