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Check out this Funny Language

  • We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes but the plural of ox is oxen not oxes.

  • One fowl is a goose but two are called geese , yet the plural of mouse will never be meese.

  • You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice but the plural of house is house not hice.

  • If the plural of man is always men, shouldn't the plural of pan be pen.

  • If i speak of a foot and show my feet and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet ?

  • If one is a tooth and the whole set are teeth , why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth ?

  • We speak of brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we never say methren.

  • Then the masculine pronounces are, he, his and him, but imagine the feminine she, shis and shim.

  • So ENGLISH, I fancy, you all will agree is the funniest language you ever did see !

 


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