Q . What did the big chimney said to the small chimney ?
A . You are too small to smoke
Q . Why a batman is a coward ?
A . Because he is scared of ducks
Q . What did a wall said to the other
wall ?
A . I'll meet you at the corner
Q . What did the big fountain said to
the small fountain ?
A . You are too small to drink
Q . What did one eye said to another
eye ?
A . Between you and me something smells
Q . What did one tonsil said to
another tonsil ?
A . You'd better get dressed the doctor's
taking us out tonight
Q. What did the clown get
on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.
Q. How do you make a
handkerchief dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it.
Q. What do you get when you
have a bird,a car and a dog?
A. A flying car-pet.
Q. Why can't a person talk
to a ram?
A. Because he's always butting
in.
Q. What do you call cheese
that's not yours?
A. Na-cho Cheese.
Q. What's white and flies
up?
A. A retarded snow flake.
Q. What's orange and limps
through the grass?
A. A wounded cheesy.
Q. What did the skunk say
when he was broke?
A. I'm down to my very last
cent.
Q. A cabbage, a tap and a
tomato had a race.What happened?
A. The cabbage was a head, the
tap was still running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What food do you throw
away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the
inside?
A. Corn on the cob.
Q. What do cows do for
exercise?
A. Cowasthetics.
Q. What do baby sweet
potatoes wear to bed?
A. Their yammies.
Q. Why did it take six boys
to take the lady across the street?
A. Because she did not want to
go.
Q. Why did the chicken
cross the road?
A. To prove to the skunk it
could be done.
Q. What happened to the
wooden car, with the wooden wheels,and with the wooden engine?
A. It wooden go.
Q. Why is basketball such a
messy sport?
A. Because you dribble all
over.
Q. Why does a crocodile
like phoning?
A. Because he is a crocodile.
Q. Why do gorillas have big
nose holes?
A. Because they have big
fingers.
Q. If a skeleton could talk
what do you think it would say?
A. I like you.
Q. What has no hinges, what
has no doors but hides a golden treasure inside?
A. An egg.
Q. What do you call apples
on the road?
A. Road apples.
Q. If a cowboy rode in on
Friday and rode out on Friday how long did he stay?
A. He didn't stay at all, his
horse's name was Friday.
Q. Why did the dinosaur
cross the road?
A. Because it was the chickens
day off.
Q. Where do sheep get their
hair cut?
A. The bah bah shop.
Q. What has 4 feet then 2
feet then 3?
A. A baby on his feet and
hands that makes 4, a grown up on his feet and then an old person with 2
legs and a walking stick.
Q. What 7 letters did the
girl say when she opened her freezer and saw there was nothing in it?
A. O-I-C-U-R-M-T
Q. Why didn't the skeleton
cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts.
Q. Who is in Star Wars and
Oinks?
A. Ham Solo.
Q. Why do chickens watch
T.V.?
A. For hentertainment .
Q. Why did the chicken
cross the road?
A. He didn't, he got run over
first.
Q. Why did the picture go
to jail?
A. Because it was framed.
Q. Mary's mom had four
children,The first was a boy, his name was North. The second was a girl,
her name was South. The third was a boy, his name was East. The fourth was
a girl. Do you know what her name was?
A. Mary.
Q. What do you call a spoon
on a table?
A. A tablespoon.
Q. What has four legs and
and no eyes?
A. A table.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton
cross the road?
A. Because he didn't have the
guts to do it.
Q. Why did the one handed
skeleton cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand
shop.
Q. Why can't cats use
computers?
A. Because they keep chasing
the mouse.
Q. What did one skunk say
to the other skunk?
A. Smell you later.
Q. What did the cow read in
the morning?
A. The moospaper.
Q. What part of a tree is a
cat afraid of?
A. It's bark.
Q. What did the big chimney
say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to smoke.
Q. Where is the best place
to get your hair cut?
A. On your head.
Q. Why did the fly fly?
A. Because the spider spyed
her.
