Its amazing how many different kind of expressions you can given with the help of the keyboard. Well, here's a comprehensive list of what you can use in many different ways on the net. Its the biggest smiley dictionary i found on the net and thanks to Helwig ... I've added this page to the site. Enjoy!

$-)

...yuppie smiley

%-)

...user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

%-6

...user is braindead

&-l

...that made me cry

'-)

...winking smiley

(-:

...left hand smiley

(8-o

...it's mr. bill!

(:-(

...the saddest smiley
...unsmiley frowning
...very unhappy smiley

(:-)

...smiley big face

(:I

...egghead

([(

...robocop

)8-)

...scuba smiley big-face

):-(

...nordic smiley
...unsmiley big-face

):-)

...impish smiley
...smiley big-face

*:o)

...and bozo the clown!

*<:-)

...user is wearing a santa claus hat

+-(

...smiley, shot between the eyes

+-:-)

...user is the pope or holds some other religious office

+:-)

...priest smiley

,-)

...winking happy smiley

,-}

...wry and winking smiley

,:-)

...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

-:-(

...(real punk rockers don't smile)

-:-)

...user is a punk rocker

..-)

...user only has one eye

..-]

...one-eyed smilely

0-)

...smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

3:[

...mean pet smiley
...pit bull smiley

3:]

...lucy my pet dog smiley
...pet smiley

3:o[

...net.pets

8

...infinity

8 :-)

...user is a wizard

8 :-I

...net.unix-wizards

8(:-)

...mickey mouse

8-#

...dead smiley
...death

8-)

...glasses
...smiley swimmer
...smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

8-O

...omigod

8-|

...suspense

8:-)

...glasses on forehead
...little girl smiley

8<:-)

...smiley is a wizard

: =

...beaver smiley

:#)

...drunk smiley

:'-(

...user is crying

:'-)

...user is so happy, s/he is crying

:(

...sad
...sad-turtle smiley

:)

...happy
...midget smiley

:*

...kisses

:*)

...user is drunk

:,(

...crying smiley

:-

...male

:-!

...foot in mouth
...smiley bland face

:-"

...whistling smiley

:-#

...user wears braces
...my lips are scaled

:-#|

...smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$

...smiley face with its mouth wired shut

:-%

...smiley banker

:-&

...smiley which is tongue-tied

:-(

...boo hoo
...drama
...frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-(*)

...that comment made me sick

:-(=)

...bucktooth smiley

:-)

...basic smiley
...ha ha
...comedy
...your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over unix.

:-)8<

...big girl smiley

:-)~

...user drools

:-*

...user just ate something sour
...smiley after eating something bitter
...kiss

:-/

...skeptical smiley
...lefty undecided smiley

:-0

...no yelling! (quiet lab)
...smiley orator

:-1

...smiley bland face

:-3

...handlebar mustache smiley

:-6

...smiley after eating something sour
...smiley after eating something spicy

:-7

...smiley after a wry statement
...smirking smiley

:-8(

...condescending stare

:-9

...user is licking his/her lips

:-:

...mutant smiley

:-<

...real sad smiley
...walrus smiley

:-=)

...older smiley with mustache

:->

...user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).
...hey hey
...sarcastic smiley
...y.a.s.

:-?

...smiley smoking a pipe

:-@

...screaming smiley

:-C

...user is really bummed
...real unhappy smiley

:-D

...user is laughing (at you!)

:-E

...bucktoothed vampire

:-F

...bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-I

...hmm
...indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as good as a happy smiley

:-O

...talkaktive smiley
...uh oh

:-P

...nyah nyah

:-Q

...smoker
...smoking smiley

:-S

...user just made an incoherent statement
...what you say makes no sense

:-V

...shouting smiley

:-W

...speak with forked tongue

:-X

...user's lips are sealed
...a big wet kiss
...bow tie

:-[

...vampire smiley
...un-smiley blockhead

:-\

...undecided smiley

:-]

...smiley blockhead

:-`

...smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-a

...lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
...smiley touching her tongue to her nose

:-b

...left-pointing tongue smiley

:-c

...bummed out smiley

:-d

...lefty smiley razzing you
...said with a smile

:-e

...disappointed smiley

:-i

...semi-smiley

:-j

...left smiling smilely

:-k

...beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l

...y. a. s.

:-o

...uh oh!
...smiley singing national anthem
...surpise

:-p

...smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-q

...smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-r

...smiley raspberry

:-s

...smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-t

...cross smiley
...pouting smiley

:-v

...talking head smiley

:-x

..."my lips are sealed" smiley

:-z

...y.a.c.s.

:-{

...mustache
...smiley variation on a theme

:-{)

...user has a mustache

:-{}

...smiley wears lipstick

:-|

..."have an ordinary day" smiley

:-}

...beard

:-}X

...bow tie-wearing smiley

:-~)

...user has a cold

:/\)

...extremely bignosed smiley

:8)

...pigish smiley

::-)

...user wears normal glasses

:<

...midget unsmiley
...what?

:<)

...user is from an ivy league school

:=)

...user has two noses
...orangutan smiley

:>

...midget smiley
...what?

:@

...what?

:C

...what?

:D

...laughter

:I

...hmmm...

:I)

...smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.)

:O

...yelling

:Q

...what?

:[

...real downer

:]

...gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

:^)

...user has a broken nose
...smiley with a personality
...smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:_)

...user's nose is sliding off of his face

:n)

...smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)

...smiley with funny-looking left nose

:v)

...user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
...left-pointing nose smiley

:{

...what?

:}

...what should we call these? (what?)

;-(

...crying smiley

;-)

...winking smiley
...winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.

;^)

...smirking smiley

<3

...heart

<:-I

...user is a dunce

<:-l

...dunce smiley

<:3

...simple smiley mouse or rat

<:3 )~~~~

...smiley mouse or rat

<:I

...dunce

=)

...variation on a theme...

=:-(

...real punks never smile

=:-)

...user is a hosehead
...smiley is a punk
...smiley punk-rocker

>-

...female

>:-<

...mad

>:->

...devilish smiley

>:-I

...net.startrek

>:-l

...klingon smiley

>;->

...winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just made.
...a very lewd remark was just made

?-(

...black eye

@:-)

...smiley wearing a turban

@:-}

...smiley just back from the hairdresser

@:I

...turban

@=

...user is pro-nuclear war

B-)

...horn-rims
...smiley wears glasses

B:-)

...sunglasses on head

BI

...a frog

C=:-)

...chef smiley

E-:-)

...user is a ham radio operator

E-:-I

...net.ham-radio

H-)

...cross-eyed smiley

K:P

...user is a little kid with a propeller beenie

L-P

...totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P mud exists...)

O :-)

...user is an angel (at heart, at least)

O |-)

...net.religion

O-)

...megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
...message from cyclops
...smiley after smoking a banana

O:-)

...angel smiley

P-(

...pirate smiley

V^J

...smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

X-(

...user just died
...net.suicide
...you are brain dead

X:-)

...little kid with a propeller beanie

[:-)

...smiley wearing a walkman

[:]

...robot smiley

[]

...hugs

]-I

...smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

`'

...cat's eyes in the night

`:-)

...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

d8=

...your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

d:-)

...baseball smiley

l-O

...smiley is yawning

l:-O

...flattop loudmouth smiley

l^o

...hepcat smiley

{:-)

...smiley wears a toupee
...smiley with its hair parted in the middle

|-(

...smiley lost his contact lenses

|-)

...hee hee

|-D

...ho ho

|-I

...user is asleep

|-O

...user is yawning/snoring
...birth

|-P

...yuk

|I

...asleep

|^o

...snoring

}:-(

...toupee in an updraft

}:-)

...above in an updraft

}:^#)

...pointy nosed smiley

~:-P

...smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

~~:-(

...net.flame

---<--{(@

...it's a rose!

:----}

...you lie like pinnochio

C=}>;*{))

...mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

}:^#})

...mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin