~ Your mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.

~ Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

~ Your mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics.

~ Your mama's breath is so foul, she uses Glade as a breath freshener.

~ Your mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.

~ Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.

~ Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

~ Your mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they through her a welcome back party.

~ Your mama's so fat, she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters.

~ Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

~ Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.

~ Your mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 911.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexicon phone company.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell UPS.

~ Your house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers.

~ Your mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the tenth.

~ Your mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels inn the morning, by the afternoon, they're flats.

~ Your mom's belly has got so many rolls on it, that she has to screw on her pants.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911.

~ You mama's feet are so big, Bozo is envious.

~ Your mama's so stupid, she though Boyz II Men was a day care center.

~ Your mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

~ Your mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.

~ Your mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down.

~ Your mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham.

~ Your mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

~ Your mama's so dopey, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keep the frige cold.

~ Your house is so small, the welcome mat just says wel...

~ Your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.

~ I saw your mama the other day kicking a tin can. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving."

~ Your mama's so dopey, she thinks elevators are mobile homes.

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