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Jokes
and riddles
Q why did the chicken cross the road
A Because his family was on the other side
Q. where do dogs park there cars?
A. In the "barking" lot!
Q What is black and white and red all over
A A sunburnt Zebra
Q What is black and white and read all over
A A newspaper
Q: What's yellow and fills fields with music?
A: Pop Corn
Q. What is full of holes and holds water?
A. a sponge
Q: Whats a frog's favourite drink?
A: Croaka Cola
Q: Why do you plant bulbs?
A: So the worms can see
Q. What can you put in a empty tin can to make it lighter?
A. A hole.
Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?
A. Pooched Eggs
Q. Which bird grows up while it grows down?
A. A baby duckling
Q. What did the mayonaise say to the lettuce?
A. Close the door ........ I am dressing?
Two ducks walked into a bar, it was pretty silly because the second one should have been watching where he was going.
A man walked into a bar with a giraffe and then the giraffe dropped dead. The barman said "You can't leave that lyin' here". The other man said "Its not a lion, its a giraffe"
How can an army make a surprise attack when it has a brass band in front
of it?
Here are some new Australian inventions:
Water Proof Teabag
Water Proof Sponge
Fire Proof Matches
Helicopter Ejector Seat
Wind Down Windows for Submarines
Solar Powered Torch
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
lettuce in its cold out there
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
How did you know my name.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry its only a joke.
Knock knock
who's there?
Datsun
Datsun who?
datsun awful joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Toyota
Toyota be a law about dumb knock knock jokes.
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