Question: You know that tube that you stick in your mouth with a funnel on the end of it? Whats that called?
Responses:
1) Long Tube with Funnel
2) Beer Tube Wedging Device
3) Beera Bonga!
4) Beer Bong
Smart comments:
1) Long tube with funnel! CORRECT! Yeah.. if this were the game of who could be the dumbest. Take a drink and feel bad.
2) Yeah, and that thing in your pants is a "coupling device". what kind of moron are you? take a drink.
3) Beerga Binga! Drinka Beera Retarda.
4) Correct. Good work smart man. Smack the person next to you for being stupid.
End of round comments(any #, prolly just 1)
1) Well, that was fun. Everyone who got that wrong should take a drink now. morons. I mean, who didn't know beer bong? i should smack all of you. Get ready for another question, its commin right up.
Extra Comment:
1) Did you know that the beer bong was originally invented to aid in dehydration problems?