Question: People tend to stay away from you at parties, claiming that your a very flatulant individual. They are calling you:
Responses:
1) an overly intelligent and self-centered person.
2) a wild and unrestrained person.
3) a very loud, smelly, farting person.
4) creepy in that: I-want-to-take-your-little-boy-to-the-woods-and-come-back-alone kind of way.
Smart comments:
1) WRONG! Its Kind of funny you chose the question with the word intelligent in it. Drink up!
2) Uh, no. Drink.
3) Correct! Obviously you know this from experience.
4) After selecting that as an answer, I'm about to tell you to stop drinking.
End of round:
Farting sound effect
Extra Comment:
We can't think of anything because we're stupid and need your help.