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Name: Laurel
Aliases: EvilB, Infectious Corruption, Demoic.
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Location: Alaska, USA.
Who the hell am I?
I feel I should know this already, shouldn't I?
You know how sometimes someone will say "You've lost it, haven't you?" or something to that effect?
I wonder, just what is this it that I lost?
My mind? My marbles? what's up with the damn marbles, anyways?
Am I better at asking questions, or asking them?!
Alright, I give up.... it's way to hard to write about myself... here, read this bio thingy for me, that's posted on the PFN website:
Laurel, the Goddess of the Orange Pulp, is a superior life form, implanted at birth with cyborg technology. Also a fanatical Ferret worshipper, she is fierce and loyal, extremely protective of her family and friends. She is especially close to her Symbiotes.
Considered the most potentially dangerous of the PFN, her obsessive personality is tempered only by her self-control. Described as "Sane, yet a total psycho." and "A nice plant.", she is a walking contradiction and described as completely indescribable.
Pretty cool huh? Yeah, that's what I thought! It's awesome!
If I had to use one word to describe myself, it might be "surreal". Surreal is just a cool word anyways. Serial, cereal. Etc.
Hmm, perhaps you'd like to see an interview!
So, Laurel, hey, what's up? Tell me, are the rumours true? Are you actually a middle aged, overweight, bald man in Ohio?
What the hell? Of course I'm not.... who told you that? Was it Marie? It was,
wasn't it?
(mutters quietly to a nearby assistant) "Have her.... taken care of.... "
Uh....
Riiiight.... so, uh. What are you future plans? Are you staying in Alaska long
term?
My current plans are! Stay in alaska until something *coughFerretscough* tell me to leave!
Ferrets?
What?
You coughed Ferrets!
I coughed Ferrets? What the fuck are you talking about?
You said, *coughFerretscough*!
You're starting to annoy me.
Uh, sorry .....Laurel.
No problem! Where were we?
Well, I was just about to ask you if you really do worship Ferrets.
Were you?
Yes, in fact I was.
I see....
Oh god. Never mind.
Sure!
(Fan runs in shrieking) Omg! Ms. Laurel! Omg omg! Like, omg... c-c-c-can I have
your autograph?
Of course dear! Let me get my pen.
(Fan) Thank you
so
much!
Uh, who are you talking to?
The fan, silly!
Uhhhhh. What fan?
This one, right here!
(grabs Fan and shakes)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.....
Uhhh....
Listen, I kinda, should like, leave now... like there's... something...
important... I had... Oh! I left the stove on at home, I just remembered!
That concluded the interview. Nothing to it. Now, I think you know enough about
me.... but if you want to know more, here are some forward survey thingies I filled out.
Survey Thingy 1
Survey Thingy 2
Survey Thingy 3
Survey Thingy 4
Survey Thingy 5