101 Uses For A Clippy
By Jean (Smile), Suzanne (The College Girl), and Skuz-Lee.
List compiled by Skuz-Lee

1. You can make a list of uses for them, so that your friend will have something else to put on his awesome web page!

2. a ring holder

3. a nose clip while you go swimming

4. a toe pincher

5. a bracelet

6. something to clip on your purse

7. a bookmark

8. a handle for a CD

9. a decoration for your cat or dog's tail

10. a very crunchy snack

11. something to steal from your friend

12. a large belly button ring

13. a tiny purse

14. a jail for your hamster

15. something to clip on your backpack

16. hook some together and make a statue of David

17. a tooth pick

18. two make a pair of binoculars

19. how about a mini megaphone

20. Did you take all your close pins apart? Use a clippy!

21. a hanger

22. a jungle gym for ants

23. a shovel

24. a very leaky boat

25. a staple remover

26. a hole punch one hole or many

27. a key chain

28. a remote control holder

29. a scrunchi holder

30. something to hold your chip bag closed with

31. clip one on your little brother's mouth

32. an ear ring

33. something to put in your hair to create the latest fad

34. you can always misspell clipie

35. put one on your dog's tail to drive it crazy

36. a pencil holder

37. something to clip on to the bottom of your shorts (just don't sit down)

38. if your post it notes loose their sticky use a clippy

39. something to put on the cord of your mini blinds

40. a reason to drag your little brother through Claire's

41. who needs to tie their shoes

42. why zip your fly when you can clip your fly

43. something to step on and cause large scars

44. a replacement for a lost shot-put ball

45. ornaments for your Christmas tree

46. something to loose

47. something to find again

48. Shot-put? No. Discus!

49. a Beanie Baby holder

50. a great birthday present

51. a prize in a grab bag

52. clip one on your friend

53. a tie tack

54. a low-budget corsage

55. mix your clippy a scrunchi together (now that's the style)

56. a dog toy

57. a cat toy

58. a cat and dog toy

59. a kid toy

60. a kid cat and dog toy

61. a space age device made of a synthetic substance to hold hair up

62. use a clippy to keep your sleeping bag from unrolling

63. fender benders are no problem just hold your bumper on with a clippy

64. "My clippy ate my homework!"

65. Clip your wounds together. Band-Aids? You are so 20th century.

66. use one to hold those big sandwiches together

67. HIGHT CLASS PAPERCLIP (you could call it a paper-clippy)

68. If you have MS Word, that little helper should be a clippy.

69. virtual pet holder

70. use one to pull your toast out of the toaster

71. Live where you can't have pets? Clippy!

72. "The clippy did it."

73. something to write a book about (like that will ever happen)

74. a flower holder (holds up to 23)

75. something to clip on a baker

76. take a picture of one

77. frame that picture and use a clippy to hold it up

78. use a clippy to hold a box shut

79. if your caps lock goes out, just clip you shift down

80. be a friend give a clippy

81. sing a song about them

82. you can clip one on anything

83. sandbox toy

84. a colorful door stop

85. a computer mouse holder

86. a real mouse holder

87. try juggling three flaming clippys

88. "For the love of Clippy!"

89. use one to pick up a splintery piece of wood

90. play kick the clippy

91. use one to carry ice to keep your hands warm

92. if you're angry punch a clippy

93. a soda can crusher

94. hold your news paper with one so you don't get ink on your hands

95. a tiny cage

96. a powerful weapon (just don't carry it concealed)

97. something to hide from your friend

98. a shield to block flying scrunchies

99. something to throw at your cat

100. clip one on the wing of your bird to keep it from flying away

101. something to run out of uses for



Thanks you all for this List

And be sure to read the original 101 Uses for a Scrunchi

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