~~~ Real Life Airheads, Part I ~~~

I was out one night with some friends and we were lying on the ground, looking up at stars, discussing about the different constellations and stuff when one friend said, (brace yourself) "Does Japan have the same sun as us?" - Melanie H.

A couple friends and I were at a stoplight and we seen this guy getting out of his car. His muffler had fallen off right in the middle of the intersection. He gets out and picks it up, lets out a yelp as he drops it, and starts blowing on his hands as he danced around a bit. He ends up kicking it to the side and leaving it there, but we never laughed so hard in our lives. - Amy M.

Frisco, '67.
Said, "Look, a bird with no wings!!!"
Everyone looked up.

- Story by "Buckies"

When I lived with my parents a few years ago, I came home from work and found the back door open and our indoor-dog outside; very strange. Turns out my Mom had come home for lunch, let the dog out, forgot about him, left the door open and her book she was reading at the time on the kitchen table: "12 STEPS TO IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY."

- Stephen S.