~~~ Barbie Malabu on sale now! ~~~
Now, need I say that you really *shouldn't* do most of these, and
that you can go to *jail* for some of them??? (Letters complaining
that I'm encouraging immoral behavior will be ignored!
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Tell the IRS that you live, work, play, get paid, pay bills,
vacation and everything else on the internet, and since there are
no laws governing cyberspace, you don't have to pay taxes!
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The most painful tax deduction is inducing labor or having a
caesarian delivery between Christmas and New Year's. - Suzanna M.
[Editor's wife note: This backfired on Mom when I turned 24 on
December 31 in Grad school! Her appeal "But she was 23 *most* of
the year" fell on deaf ears. - >Holly< P.]
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Q: How can the income tax system be simplified?
- Harry C.
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Every year claim another dependent on your tax form. - Ezra T.
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Claim your pets as dependants, their vet bills as healthcare, and
claim single-head-of-household. - Gerorge C.
"...Well, I gotta feed 'em, don't I?" - Gabriel V.
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My Father claimed my Barbie doll because it cost so much to clothe
and house her! - "Dixie"
A: Require that all congressman fill out their own tax returns!
Or, File every other year. - Al R.