1. Something to write a "book" about.

2. A typewriter. (It can be if you use your imagination!)

3. A camera strap.

4. A stylish ring. (Depending on what your finger size is.)

5. A hat.

6. Something you can substitute for a shoelace.

7. A CD. (They don’t sound very good, though.)

8. A coffee filter.

9. A handle for carrying CHEESEBALLS.

10. Something to fling at your annoying brother.

11. A pet. (You could even give it a cute little name!)

12. A mouse pad that doesn’t work.

13. A Frisbee that doesn’t go far.

14. A candle. (But not for long.)

15. Something to fidget with during a long road trip.

16. A belly-button ring. (How attractive.)

17. A hula-hoop.

18. A Christmas tree ornament. (Very festive.)

19. An ankle bracelet.

20. Something to take a picture of.

21. An innertube for action figures.

22. A snack. (If you’re really hungry.)

23. A dart board.

24. A flying saucer. (Or at least your friends might think so.)

25. A picture frame for small, round pictures.

26. With two, you can have giant earplugs.

27. A necklace. (But only if breathing isn’t a necessity.)

28. An essential tool for being a interesting person.

29. A spare tire. (If you get in a freak accident.)

30. Something to fling at a friend.

31. A patch for a ripped piece of clothing.

32. A decoration for a pen or pencil.

33. Something to misplace constantly, like I do.

34. A toy. (If you’re REALLY bored.)

35. Something to buy at Wal-mart.

36. A surfboard. (If you don't live near water.)

37. A wrist warmer.

38. A birthday present.

39. Something to fling at a mime.

40. A doll-house couch.

41. A good luck charm. (I don’t believe in luck, though.)

42. A VCR. (Use your imagination!)

43. Something to write a song about.

44. A life preserver. (As long as you’re not in deep water.)

45. Something to keep in a purse.

46. A lovely accessory for any outfit!

47. An idea for a new movie. (Tom Cruise can star in it.)

48. A washcloth.

49. Floss.

50. Something to buy at Sears.

51. A decoration for long beards.

52. A satellite dish. (If you’re not a big TV-watcher.)

53. A blindfold.

54. A parachute. (I would NOT recommend it!)

55. Something to draw.

56. A napkin.

57. An earring. (With two, you’ll have a matching set!)

58. Something to base on infomercial on.

59. Something to give out as party favors.

60. A hanger.

61. If you have two, you can make some nifty handcuffs.

62. A Kleenex. (For emergencies.)

63. A compass. (If someone tells you to get lost.)

64. A belt.

65. Something to use to tunnel out of prison.

66. A mitten.

67. A slingshot.

68. A leash for a gerbils.

69. A Christmas wreath for Barbies.

70. Something to take out of someone's hair.

71. A coffee cup adornment.

72. A jump rope for short people.

73. Some dog food. (Some dogs will eat anything.)

74. A headband.

75. A dangerous weapon. (Evil-doers beware.)

76. A curtain for a very small window.

77. A bookmark.

78. Something to talk about at a sleepover. (Among other things.)

79. A tail warmer for your pet raccoon.

80. Something to shove into a drawer.

81. Something NOT to shove into a electric pencil sharpener.

82. A refrigerator. (Imagination time!)

83. A device to use when experimenting with bungee jumping.

84. Something to stand on in order to be slightly taller.

85. If you have two, you can make kneepads.

86. A necessity of life.

87. A ponytail holder. (Now that’s original!)

88. Something to start a collection of.

89. An earmuff.

90. Something to fling at ANYONE, come to think of it.

91. A very useful thing to have on a bad hair day. (Not that I would know.)

92. A pin cushion.

93. A substitute for fuzzy dice on the rear-view mirror.

94. Just one more thing to complain about.

95. A guitar strap for Barbies.

96. A tie.

97. Something to keep in your pocket.

98. A Christmas gift.

99. Something to put on a cat’s tail. (To drive it crazy.)

100. Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious.

101. Something NOT to write a "book" about.

Thanks to Jean Fitzgerald for this List