I love the Sopranos and the Mafia! Robert De Niro
and Al Pacino are my idols. One word... CASINO!!! Slot machines, blackjack,
roulette, and craps tables. WootWoot. ching, ching, ching, ching, lemon,
lemon, lemon, lime, lime, lime, cherry, cherry, 7,7,7....
2. Loser 101
Age: 23; Box
Oh woe as me, nobody likes me, I think I will go
outside and eat a bug. Gloom, despair, and agony on me! (WOE!) Deep, dark
depression, excessive misery! (WOE!) If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have
no luck at all. (WOE!) Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
3. Wanker looking for a good time!
Age 24; Apartment
I like to take long witty walks along the beach
in the moonlight.... Wait a minute I am landlocked and have never seen
the ocean! Anyways I like play hopscotch and sing a tune. I can turn cartwheels
and do jumping jacks.
4. Looking for a new design for my webpage.
Age 23; Spaceship
Basically I was bored and looking for a new look
for my website. So I decided to poke a little fun at those “Personals”
websites. So in other words this site is a total and complete sham. Any
attempt to contact me will be ignored… just like a normal personal ad ;)P
. -Nathan
