Kumputer Lingo Xplained!
Inna the case y'all come avisitin, we donna want yu to feal poorly prupard.
So har's a lesun in proper Komputer talk.
(For those still amazed at technology)
Subject: Teknology for Country Folk
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
BYTE: Whut them dang flies do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MEGA CHIP : Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whutcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang truk keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: Whut holds up the barn ruf.
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northern talk fer, "C'mon in Y'all."
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: Hippie talk fer the rat's hole.
